IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

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STARTING FIVE

Today’s opening match between Croatia and Brasil (their spelling) actually takes place in Sao Paolo, but it’s not as picturesque

 

1 Her Name is Rio

Neymar is hardly the only Brazilian striker to look out for. Subway employees in Sao Paolo, where today’s opening match will be played, were on strike until just last night. Meanwhile in Rio de Janeiro, airport employees chose to stage a 24-hour work stoppage. The U.S. even canceled a closed-door friendly versus Belgium in Sao Paolo this week simply due to the choking traffic.

Like you, I’m really going to enjoy watching the World Cup from my living room and various bars. It all kicks off with ESPN’s coverage at 3 p.m. (the match starts at 4) of host Brasil, which has won more World Cups than anyone (five) versus Croatia, which has cool kits and an underrated squad.

A Croatian lass sporting the squad’s colors

This paragraph from Paul Heyward in The Telegraph encapsulates Brasil’s history completely and concisely:

Brazil’s leadership of world football is easily expressed. Most participations (19), most goals (210), most consecutive wins (11, from 2002‑2006), most consecutive matches with goals scored (18) and, crucially, most victories in the tournament. Their five triumphs in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002 have just about erased the trauma of 1950, when the Selecao lost 2-1 to Uruguay at the Maracana and Brazilians spent the days and weeks that followed “drenched in pain”.

While you wait, this McDonald’s soccer ad, a marriage of the Dude Perfect style and Brasil, is righteous.

And here, from Fox Soccer, Top 10 World Cup moments.

2. Oops, I Did It Again

Really, Yoenis Cespedes? For the second time in as many nights, the A’s left-fielder misplayed a base hit sprayed in his direction, allowing an Angel to foolishly attempt to extend the fun for an extra base. And for the second night, that didn’t work out so well for the Anaheimians….Anaheimites…Anaeheimers. This time the rube was former National League MVP Albert Pujols, who –WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?! –yearned for his double to become a triple. Wasn’t even close.

3.  Sweep–and Swede- Relief

Lundqvist: He’s not about net neutrality.

Let’s face it: Henrik Lundqvist is a name that befits a king, if not a King. Last night at Madison Square Garden the New York Ranger’s Swedish tender of goals warded off all pretenders to the throne, thwarting 40 shots as the blue shirts staved off (because no one ever staves on) a sweep in the Stanley Cup finals.

New York led 2-0 midway through the second period and then just stopped attacking the net. Even though they’d blown two-goal leads in Games 1 and 2. The Rangers took just one shot –ONE!– on goal in the third period to the Kings’ 15. For the game, L.A. outshot NY 41-19, but Lundqvist, with a little help from some chewed up ice late in the third period, denied them.

The last time a team has rebounded from a 3-0 deficit to win the Stanley Cup? The Toronto Maple Leafs in 1942.

4. Finn-ish Line

A four-letter word, beginning with “f”, that means “speedy.”

The NCAA Track & Field Championships got underway yesterday from Eugene, Ore. The Duck women, by the way, have finished second four times in the past five years. And they might be a favorite this spring if the best high school middle-distance runner anyone had seen in decades, Mary Cain, chosen last spring to attend Oregon.

Instead, Cain, a Bronxville, N.Y., native, turned pro but lives in Oregon.

So the most astounding middle-distance runner at the meet, where the women’s 10,000-meter final will be run tonight, is Michigan frosh Erin Finn (granted, Cain runs shorter distances, such as the 1500). She already holds Wolverine records at 5,000 (15:26)and 10,000 (32:41) in her first season and the West Bloomfield, Mich., native was named the Outstanding Athlete at the Big Ten Championships. Fifteen years from now, Finn is going to own her local 5-K fun runs.

Kirk, beaming up to the tape

Finn’s main competition will be Elinor Kirk, a 25 year-old Brit who attends UAB and has the best time (32:17) of anyone in this race.

5. Nicole and Ron

Tomorrow marks the 20th anniversary of the (unsolved) murders of Nicole Brown Simpson, the ex-wife of O.J. Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, an ill-fated waiter. I vividly remember sitting in the Sports Illustrated offices as a writer-reporter when the slug came out on the AP Wire (we had no internet then: news traveled fastest by phone, TV/radio, or the AP wire) and when I saw the victims’ names, I thought, This is going to be huge).

No one quite knew how huge at the time, but I recall Richard Hoffer penning an absolutely terrific feature that first weekend, drawing on the superficiality of southern California, of fame and celebrity and darkness. Hoffer penned a line in which someone who knew Nicole said something along the lines of “she didn’t look bad for 35”, at which point a senior editor turned to me and said, “Thirty-five isn’t even that old!” at which point I gave him a look that said, “Yeah, I think that was the point of Richard including the quote.”

SI’s Greg Bishop (a recent hire from the New York Times) and Thayer Evans (a relatively recent hire from the New York Times) examine what has become of the acquitted suspect, Orenthal James Simpson.

Remote Patrol

Croatia vs. Brazil

ESPN 3 p.m.

Neymar of Brasil. Hint for soccer newbies: If a dude wears No. 10, no matter the team, he’s pretty good.

“Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!”

3 thoughts on “IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

  1. I’m looking forward to the World Cup & especially because THIS year they won’t have those godawful vuvuzelas! I’d almost forgotten how they ruined enjoyment of the last WC until I turned on ESPN2 this morning & they were showing an encore of the USA-Algeria game when Landon saved the USA’s butt once again. The noise was unbearable.

    Do YOU think there’s a real chance the USA actually gets out of the Group of Death? Unless something happens to Ronaldo (“ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang…”) or the German team goes on strike or is hung over, I am not optimistic. Shame. I’ve been watching those USA WC soccer team docs on ESPN & feel invested in this team more than ever before as I actually know about some of the players this time. The dreadlock guy (Beckerman) is from MARYLAND!

    Anyhoo, I watched NBA Finals Game 3 again last night ’cause if my boyz can stand the pain, so can I. Well, I thought I could. It was WORSE the 2nd time around! I was hoping to be able to discern what/why happened. All I can say is it’s a perfect example of that old adage – it happened slowly & then ALL AT ONCE! Things started ok for 1st 3 or so minutes, then they were down 7, then 10, then 15, the 20, then 25. My eyes were screaming (granted, unusual) – JUST MAKE IT STOP! And then it hit me – I KNOW what happened – the Spurs reached out to the now infamous Ghanian witchdoctor for something to counteract their bad juju in that building. To once & for all, bury the nightmares of last year’s Game 6. The ‘doctor’ must also be an OB/GYN as he…delivered. Between the witchdoctor & the Devil deal, my Heaters never stood a chance. Hey, YOU got a better explanation?

    As for the Heat hoping to entice Carmelo – NO, NO, NO! Sure, I want Riley to go get some more guys to help LeBron collect 2,3,4 more rings, but NOT that guy. Selfish player. Only worse options would be Kobe or Lance the Windblower.

  2. Oh & I would probably be rooting for Phil at the US Open since Tiger’s “comeback” is still on hold, but I want more info on that insider trading thing. Did Phil buy Clorox OPTIONS or just the stock? If he put big money in OPTIONS which quickly turned into MO BIG MONEY, unless he’s the 2nd coming of uberinvestor Warren Buffett, then SOMEthing is stinky in Philville. Have you read if he actually made a lot of money on it? I can’t seem to find any actual numbers.

  3. Seems Phil is “clean” of the Clorox mess, but STILL needs to do some ‘splainin about a “timely” investment into Dean Foods. Was it the NY Times that 1st trumpeted the Phil-Clorox story? THEY should have to pay (not play) a penalty. I do wonder why Phil is hanging with a big time “sports gambler” (last name Walters). Hmmmm, hey jDUBS, who do YOU get all your stock tips from? 🙂

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