Stannis: All I Do is Stand By a Table and Look Serious

by Chris Corbellini

Stannis has a deep voice. He should be doing voice overs for luxury cars, not rule the kingdoms. “What is the life of one bastard boy to a kingdom … the boy must die,” he says in baritone. Tell us what you really think, big guy. Luckily his hand has more sense and frees the bastard child “because it’s right.” I fully expect the hand to now die by demon fire or flaming crossbow arrows. Or both. NEVER do what’s right on this show.

Incest love is the best love. This PSA brought to you by the Lannisters. The more you know …