TONYS

by Greg Auman

Steven Van Zandt, walking out to “Glory Days,” jokes that “it’s great to be back on TV on a Sunday night.” (Don’t ever explain your jokes though — we got it). He gets to introduce the Rascals playing “Good Lovin'” — nice, but made me flip over to watch a younger group of guys — yes, the Spurs have erased Miami’s five-point halftime lead and are even up two halfway through the third.

GoT

by Chris Corbellini

The wise eunuch and the Imp’s slutty girlfriend are having a moment by the sea. He hands over some diamonds and she asks “Why do you want me to leave?” She then throws it right back in his face. This is followed by Cersei Lannister, sweet Cersei, playing mental Stratego once again with her little brother. The lesson, all women LOVE torturing the Imp, because he’s the only Emmy-winner from the show. Also: Arya Stark and the Hound play a good two-man game.

Jon Snow knows nothing. Again. How do those arrows taste, pretty boy?

Walters: “Why is there a ‘G’ in “knight?” I don’t know, but how close did we just come to a Monty Python scene?