IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

This morning, something a little different. Our super-passionate film nut Chris Corbellini has returned from seeing Manchester by the Sea and here’s his review. No one who actually is paid to write reviews pours more into dissecting and revealing the soul of a film than Chris does. I love that he writes for this site. Please turn off your cellphones and enjoy the review!

The Film Room with Chris Corbellini

Manchester by the Sea

***1/2

It is impossible to separate this movie of soul-erasing grief from its headliner, Casey Affleck. He is in the margins of the frame in many instances of Manchester by the Sea, yet remains the film’s troubled center. This story and this actor were made for one other. Affleck’s used to doing more with less for 20 years.

Consider his IMDB list:

To Die For (yep, he was in it)

Good Will Hunting (and here we go)

Gerry (sure, he’s friends with Damon, too)

American Pie (no … yeah?)

Ocean’s 11-13 (comic relief in a trilogy of comic relief scenes)

Lonesome Jim (you should see it)

The Last Kiss (right, yep, here too)

The Assassination of Jesse James (and … boom)

Gone Baby Gone (hello)

Interstellar (really, this too?)

The Finest Hours (his Disney paycheck movie)

… and now, Manchester by the Sea. (bring on the awards circuit)

(Ed: Also check out Out of The Furnace from 2013)

Like Crash Davis says, “That’s a career, man. In any league.” Idiosyncratic, intense, funny, and hard to define in that Hollywood way the industry likes to define an actor through one-sheets and action figures. He’s not a character guy, and also not a marketable star. Never for one second do I see Ben’s younger brother in any of those roles above, but it’s also undeniable that his connections have helped him in the movie business. And through act 1 of Manchester I wondered whether Casey was simply the quiet Beatle of his circle of famous friends and family.

Then the movie nearly tips over from grief at the halfway pole, and I can’t imagine anyone else using his sad-dog expression like a shield before screaming into the void … nobody other than the late John Cazale. Slumped shoulders, shivering, and always fully committed, we’ll never know what Cazale was capable of due to the cancer that took him too soon. With Manchester, it’s not a stretch to write that Casey Affleck could have at least 20 more years of noteworthy roles in him.

After a flashback the movie plops us like a mangled rubber duck into the toilets and clogged showers of blue-collar Quincy, Massachusetts where a handyman goes through his routine of the dirty day-to-day, and sequesters himself to his basement apartment. Any human interaction usually ends with a pissy response, or a haymaker to the jaw.

A cute girl is rejected at the local bar. A tenant basically offers herself up to him on a silver plate, and he quickly shuts the door. No, that would mean the start of something with someone other than the unseen demons on his shoulders. It’s as if he dresses himself in the same hoodie of misery every morning. Affleck’s character, Lee Chandler, has potential despite being on the back nine of his 30s – he zombie-walks through his responsibilities and still, his boss admits he’s good at his job. So, why does he want to take home gold for running away from life?


Back in Manchester By the Sea, one of those coastal New England towns north of Boston where the locals make their living with lobster pots or selling $6 pitchers of beer, Lee’s brother went the other way. The movie hammers home in flashbacks and comments from the townsfolk that big bro Joe Chandler, played by Friday Night LightsKyle Chandler, is a stand-up guy. He faces a terminal prognosis straight in the eye, and with this flaky wife (Gretchen Mol) on the verge of a breakdown, his first response is to provide some levity to the situation.  You can see the peacekeeper and provider straight away.  Even in a small town where his family name was a gossip item for years, he likely rose above it.  Way above it. And as good as he was to fellow fishermen, women, and kids, he was at his best in his role of father and brother.

All of those qualities throw Lee Chandler and his nephew Patrick, played by Lucas Hedges, into the same meat-grinder when that illness takes its toll. I won’t reveal anything more. I will note only that there is no solution between uncle and nephew that works completely and totally, as much as we’d like it to. They are getting by as best they can, watching sports and fishing off the flat bed of a lobster boat.

The acting is terrific across the board, with small parts like “hockey coach” and “new fiancé” cast with recognizable faces. But the script needed an Oscar-caliber supporting performance to play Lee Chandler’s ex-wife, and they got it from Michelle Williams. It takes about 90 minutes to get the first smile out of Affleck, to the strains of “I’m Beginning to See The Light,” and then the writer-director Kenneth Lonergan pulls that vibe away just as quickly for an inevitable showdown. And that exchange – supercharged with mumbled dialogue and guilt — pulls no punches.

A lot of the slice-of-life moments are separated by cutaways of the town itself, or nearby neighborhoods, and of course the Atlantic. Set under an elegant music bed, you can make the argument that these montages are the right mood setters for this material. A lot of indies do it. In the Bedroom, another small-town story aching with tragedy, did it. And these breaks certainly help with continuity. Perhaps some of this film was shot in warmer days than the story asks for, and Lonergan told Affleck to pretend like he’s gritting his teeth through a bitterly cold gust off the water.  With cutaways of wintry New England in his back pocket already, all of it works as seamlessly as the flashback scenes.

That’s just not the way I see it. To me, those cutaways are the views and settings we miss when our minds are someplace else. That occurred to me when Lee Chandler got out of his head for a heartbeat or two, looked out of his brother’s bedroom window, and reacted the only way he knows how.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

Starting Five

“Listen, I got an in-law or two who’d like to be on ‘Celebrity Apprentice'”

1. Yeezy Pass

Yeah, I dunno. Kanye’s come a long way from this moment:

2. E.T, Drone Home

George Orwell checks watch, grins, recognizes that he may have gotten the exact year wrong, but everything else is right on schedule

George Orwell checks watch, grins, recognizes that he may have gotten the exact year wrong, but everything else is right on schedule

The first Amazon drone delivery to a home took place today, in Cambridge, U.K. It took 13 minutes from shipping center to front door. . Is this progress or the apocalypse? What must birds be thinking?And remember that friendly UPS or FedEx driver? What’s he going to be doing five years from now? And at what point will we realize that “making life easier” is not synonymous with “making life better?”

Okay, I’m done. I’ll return to my porch and to the sipping of my Country Time lemonade (and, no, that’s not Ice-T). (Full disclosure: Despite my misgivings, I own stock in Amazon. Yo’ mama didn’t raise no dummy!)

 

3. Sandy Hook: Four Years Later

I remember this day vividly. It was a bright, sunny day in New York City and I was working  my former gig at the steakateria. On this day my job was to work a private lunch for Fox and Friends gang in our main floor dining room. A Christmas party. Guests included Gretchen Carlson, Steve Ducey and Brian Kilmeade, whom I recall treated us servers like pros. They were genuinely gracious.

Anyway, what makes this tragic day ironic is that across the street from where they were sitting is the Fox News ticker (if you’ve visited our fair city, you can see it on the corner of 48th and Sixth). So as lunch is nearing completion, the news of the tragedy in Sandy Hook begins running on the ticker, but because we have  partitioned off their area, they cannot see it. We servers walking in and out of their room can see it, but they don’t. Eventually, I noticed many of them becoming preoccupied with their phones as colleagues were sending them alerts. The party broke up soon after that.

Sandy Hook is a pristine western Connecticut town. It’s precisely the type of place you move to shelter your kids from the monsters of the world. It’s kind of like a real-life Stars Hollow. But monsters lurk wherever men do, sadly.

4. Wake Forest Gumption*

Tommy Elrod

Tommy Elrod

*The judges will accept, “WTF, WF?” and are even considering “Elrod Blues” but only the latter because we know Greg Auman would have thought of it.

Following a weeks-long investigation in Winston-Salem, Wake Forest athletic officials have concluded that former Demon Deacon player and assistant coach and current team radio analyst Tommy Elrod was the source of WakeyLeaks. Elrod ““provided or attempted to provide confidential and proprietary game preparations on multiple occasions, starting in 2014,” according to a statement released by school officials Tuesday afternoon.

If this is true, the question becomes why would the married father of three betray his alma mater? Was he binge-watching Turn on AMC? Or was he perhaps in deep in a gambling debt? And it’s still very early, but if Elrod did reach out to other programs, why did not any of them alert Wake Forest that it had a traitor in its midst? And of course the obvious, Who needs to know Wake Forest’s plays to defeat Wake Forest?

Elrod has been fired from his radio gig and banned from all Wake Forest facilities.

5. Life On Mars

Bruno Mars is cool. But we already knew that, didn’t we?

Music 101

Go Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42kzEA9l8Q

This song, released in January of 1965, was the first commercial hit for a Birmingham, England-based band named The Moody Blues. Originally recorded by a soul singer named Bessie Banks, The Moody Blues covered it and took it to No. 1 in the U.K. and No. 10 over here. This is also one of the first “promotional films” for a song, later known as “music videos,” ever shot. The lead singer here, Denny Laine, would leave the band before their big Sixties hits (“Tuesday Afternoon” and “Nights In White Satin”) and join Wings, Paul McCartney’s band. So Sir Paul has been associated both with Penny Lane and Denny Laine (my work is done here).

Remote Patrol

Dial M for Murder

TCM 10 p.m.

One man’s opinion, but the best Hitchcock films take place in one room. Specifically, Rear Window and this 1954 classic starring Grace Kelly and Ray Milland. If you’ve never seen this whodunnit (better put, HowSolvedIt), do yourself a favor. At the very, very least, it’s peak Grace Kelly (p.s. This entire movie would no longer work, as cops would simply trace the call).

There's a big lesson in foreign policy in this special, not that Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld ever paid any attention to it.

There’s a big lesson in foreign policy in this special, not that Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld ever paid any attention to it.

Also, if you’re a kid, have kids, or a kid at heart, TNT has back-to-back classics beginning at 5:45 p.m. with The Wizard of Oz and at 8 p.m. with the wise and wonderful How The Grinch Stole Christmas, narrated by Boris Karloff. I grew up in an era before DVDs, streaming, etc. Shows like this came on once a year and if you missed it, too bad. The rarity of it was what made it spectacular. Yes, I’m in a serious GOML mood this morning.

 

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

Starting Five

Rex and Vlad discuss the best place to pop a cap in an enemy

Rex and Vlad discuss the best place to pop a cap in an enemy

1. Oil Rig’ged Election?

From The Failing New York Times: “Last week, Central Intelligence Agency officials presented lawmakers with a stunning new judgment that upended the debate: Russia, they said, had intervened with the primary aim of helping make Donald J. Trump president.”

This morning: President-elect Trump nominates Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson, a private businessman who has never worked anywhere but at Exxon but who is also said to be closer with Russian leader Vladimir Putin than any American, as our Secretary of State. Russia bestowed him with the Order of Friendship, which is the highest award a non-Russian citizen can be given (the highest award a Russian citizen can be given is a fresh loaf of bread).

Why would anyone think there’s any impropriety occurring? Tillerson, 64, is a former Eagle Scout and an alum of the University of Texas, where he played in the Longhorn band.

2. Tom Transcendent

Brady was, pardon our newphemism,

Brady was, pardon our newphemism, “Tominant”

No Gronk? No Danny Amendola? No problem. Facing the NFL’s stingiest defense, 39 year-old Tom Brady threw for 406 yards in a 30-23 defeat of the Baltimore Ravens.Brady threw for 76 more yards than Baltimore’s Joe Flacco while attempting 14 fewer passes. Now that’s Elite.

Defensive coordinator Matt Patricia was recently voted

Defensive coordinator Matt Patricia was recently voted “Most Likely To Order a Grinder With Everything” by New England magazine

New England is now 11-2 headed into games at Denver, versus the Jets on Christmas eve, and in Miami on New Year’s Day (don’t they always lose in Miami?). They’ll likely finish 13-3 with home field advamtage throughout the playoffs.

Can you imagine the Patriots and good friend of PEOTUS Brady playing in the Super Bowl just one fortnight into the Trump presidency?

3. This is Aleppo

Forces loyal to the Syrian regime are reportedly entering the last rebel-held neighborhoods of Aleppo and shooting unarmed civilians on the spot. Also known as executions. The United Nations says Assad forces killed 82 people yesterday, including women and children, in what a U.N. official calls “a complete meltdown of humanity.” (Rule 18: There’s nothing more inhumane than humanity).

4. Rams: Scram

Fisher will now have more time to follow Larry The Cable Guy on tour across America

Fisher will now have more time to follow Larry The Cable Guy on tour across America

A little more than one week after announcing his two-year contract extension and three days before playing the Seahawks on Thursday Night Football in Seattle, the Los Angeles Rams fired head coach Jeff Fisher (party at Eric Dickerson’s house!). On Sunday the Rams lost 42-14 in the L.A. Mausoleum to Atlanta, giving the former USC defensive back his 165th career loss as a head coach. That tied the NFL mark held by Dan Reeves, who reached it in 18 fewer games than Fisher but, unlike Fisher, did take his teams to four Super Bowls (he Marv Levy’ed them).

In 22 seasons as a head coach Fisher, who is only 58, is 173-165-1. He could very well make a return to the sideline as a head coach. His Tennessee Titans came within a yard of defeating the St. Louis Rams (of all teams) in Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000.

Also in coaching news: Lane Kiffin, 41, has accepted the head coaching job at Florida Atlantic University and a giant wedge of humble pie. This, as my friend Stewart Mandel tweeted, is the job he should have had 10 years ago. He needed to take this giant one step back before moving two steps forward. Joey Freshwater has learned from the very best in college football—Pete Carroll and Nick Saban. Now it’s just a matter of applying what he knows.

The Owls’ first two games? Home agains Navy and then a visit to Camp Randall Stadium to face Wisconsin (whose QB could be Malik Zaire).

5. Golden Globes Nominations

Turns out the best movies of 2016 were not released until after Halloween, at least according to the Hollywood Foreign Press. At yesterday’s Golden Globe nominations, here were the five films nominated for Best Drama: Hacksaw Ridge, Hell or High Water, Lion, Manchester by the Sea, and Moonlight. Only Hell or High Water, which stars Jeff Bridges, Ben Foster and Chris Pine, was released before November (August 12).

Not on the list: Dirty Grandpa and Suicide Squad.

Can't these guys get any respect?

Can’t these guys get any respect?

Our only beef was that Silicon Valley somehow failed to be nominated for Best TV Comedy (as did This Is Us; perhaps I’m watching it wrong?). Also, I don’t know if Better Call Saul deserves to be nominated as a Drama or as a Comedy, but it’s one of the five best shows in either. It got shut out. I like The Crown to win Best Drama, and as cute as Stranger Things was, it’s just an extended mash-up of X-Files-meets-E.T.-meets an After School Special. And what ever happened to Barb?

Reserves

We'll always have Charlottesville

We’ll always have Charlottesville

Quarterback DeShone Kizer declares for the NFL draft, reportedly after receiving a first-round grade. Kizer, 6’4″, was named Notre Dame MVP at the team banquet on Friday as well as a captain for the upcoming 2017 season. Brandon Wimbush,  a redshirt sophomore who can out-throw Uncle Rico, will head into fall camp in a suddenly uncluttered quarterback group, as Malik Zaire has transferred and even QB coach Mike Sanford is leaving town to be the HC at Western Kentucky.

The weird question: Kizer is from Toledo. The Cleveland Browns will have the number one overall pick. Would they dare select him?

 

****

This Photo, from last night’s SI Sportsperson gala…

Music 101

The Laws Have Changed

In 2003, Vancouver-based band The New Pornographers were the hottest Canadian indie band not named Arcade Fire. This song if off their second album, Electric Version, and that’s Neko Case, who would later forge her own solo career (she’s the Sookie to the band’s Dragonfly Inn) on vocals.

Remote Patrol

Thunder at Trail Blazers

ESPN 10:30 p.m.

Can we also get an MVP for whoever designs the Thunder's alternate unis? I love 'em.

Can we also get an MVP for whoever designs the Thunder’s alternate unis? I love ’em.

I love Scorched-Earth-Policy Russell Westbrook. He’s the NBA MVP thus far: first in scoring, SECOND in assists and ninth in rebounds. He’s an isotope is what he is, just a radioactive bundle of unharnessed energy wreaking destruction (I don’t think that’s exactly what an isotope is, but go with me here).

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

During the weekend MH rolled over the odometer, as we reached our 1,000,000th page view. Granted, one-third of those were from me checking to see what shade Susie B. would be throwing the site that day (another one-third comes from the Indonesian minors I hired to click on the site 22 hours a day). Still, it’s a beginning (We’re totally going to be able to retire before George Burns did).

Thanks to all of you who check in daily (especially Susie B., Jacob A. and Phyllis) and to our fabulous contributors, especially the hilarious Katie McCollow and the insightful Chis Corbellini, as well as the gifted Billy H. when he has the time. We’ll keep rockin’ and rollin’…

Starting Five

I like games where there aren't three interceptions out of 14 total passes

I like games where there aren’t three interceptions out of 14 total passes

A Booth and a President, But No John Wilkes

Everyone’s favorite military school alum, Donald Trump, appeared at Saturday’s Army-Navy game in Baltimore (Does this man ever suffer from jet lag?) and you can see how thrilled Gary Danielson looks to meet him. Ever-ebullient Verne Lundquist, in his final college football broadcast, was his genial and jovial self with the 45th president-elect.

Trump, hardly the only man over age 60 to appear in a college football booth with dyed hair (we see you, Tim Brando, Al Michaels and Bob Costas), told Verne and Gary, “I just love the armed forces. Their spirit is so incredible. I don’t know if it’s necessarily the best football, but boy do they have spirit more than anybody. It’s beautiful.”

Oh, what a Knights!

Oh, what a Knights!

Trump, who attended the New York Military Academy in Cornwall, N.Y. as a teen, may have brought good juju to the military academy from New York, as the West Pointers defeated a depleted Navy squad for the first time since 2001, 21-17.

My favorite moment of the game, though: As news of Russia having hacked the election spread on Saturday afternoon, a fourth-quarter TV ad for the U.S. Army had this line:

 

2. The (W)Alt-White Movement

Kellyanne (McKinnon) and Mistuh White (Cranston)

Kellyanne (McKinnon) and Mistuh White (Cranston)

Don’t have Alec Baldwin for your cold open but still wanna take a swipe at Donald? Get fellow fifty-something Bryan Cranston to reprise his old meth-cooker self and write him some funny lines (Did you know that both Cranston and his wife on Breaking Bad, Skyler, [Anna Gunn] appeared on Seinfeld? They did).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PLop6byOnM

Another solid episode, as Kate McKinnon showed that she has already perfected the Kellyanne Conway impersonation and then later goes on “Weekend Update”and does a terrific Angela Merkel. She’s already in my Top 3 female cast members in SNL history.

Finally, host John Cena took the stage with, “Hi, I’m John Cena, and for those of you who voted for Hillary, I’m a wrestler.” He’s also a former Division III All-American center in football, by the way.

3. Funeral Pyre

The interior of the Ghost Ship before...

The interior of the Ghost Ship before…

We’re ten days past the tragedy of the Ghost Ship warehouse fires in Oakland that claimed 36 lives. Here’s some fascinating reporting on what happened on that night by The San Jose Mercury News and by The New York Times. Support your local newspaper! These folks are not in it for the money, buh-lieve me. Buh-lieve me.

....and after

….and after

4.  Collective Soul Cycle

I’m a big fan of Juliet Macur of The New York Times. Aaaand, I’m a big fan of tropical boondoggles that allow a writer to escape the northeast between Halloween and Easter. So, double the normal dosage of kudos for this piece on La Ruta de los Conquistaores“The World’s Toughest Bike Race” in Costa Rica.

5. Down Goes Mount Union

MH-B celebrates its win

MH-B celebrates its win

The surest thing in college football, if not all team sports, the past two decades, has been Division III Mount Union. The Purple Raiders have won ELEVEN national titles since 1996. Also since 1996, head coach Larry Kehres and the son who succeeded him in 2012, Vince Kehres, had put together TEN undefeated seasons. Dating back a year earlier, 1995, Mount Union had never lost more than one game in a season.

Since 1986, when Larry took over the program, Mount Union is 387-28-4, for a 92.8% win mark.

Since 1986, when Larry took over the program, Mount Union is 387-28-4, for a 92.8% win mark.

Until Saturday. The Purple Raiders, who in November lost to John Carroll, were defeated in the national semifinal at Mary Hardin-Baylor in Houston, 14-12. The Crusaders sealed the win by completing a pass on a fake punt play with :45 remaining. Now that is cojones.

It’s Mount Union’s first two-loss season since 1994. Its first true road loss since 1994. And the first time it won’t be playing in the Stagg Bowl since 2004. It was quite a run.

Reserves

A resourceful fan of FC Lokomotiv in Moscow escapes security with an assist from fellow fans and a scarf. Total McGyver move here. Power to the people!

Music 101

Heart Attack

It’s a good song by aughts indie act Low vs Diamond, but it’s an even better video (with a BIG theme; watch ‘ti the end). One of the best I’ve ever seen. The band was comprised of three undergrad buddies from CU-Boulder who moved to LA after graduation and hooked up with two other musicians. They never quite went big time, but they did get to perform this song on Letterman in July of 2008.. Dave gave them the thumbs up. What more would you want out of life? Love this song. The band broke up in 2009 or 2010. Too bad. They came so close.

Remote Patrol

Love, Actually

E! 8 p.m.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCb8w8SRAk

Ten reasons to watch Love, Actually: 1) It has a young and unknown January Jones and Elisha Cuthbert 2) It has a young and unknown Andrew Lincoln, a.k.a. Sheriff Rick Grimes 3) Hugh Grant does that irripressibly charming thing and you forget that he cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with a hooker (I mean!) for a moment 4) It’s refreshing to see Liam Neeson in Europe with a child who hasn’t been and will not be Taken 5) The idea that someday one of the moms at your kid’s school will be Claudia Schiffer 6) Bill Nighy is not rubbish 7) You can watch Alan Rickman here AND in Galaxy Quest tonight (SyFy, 6 p.m.) tonight 8) Billy Bob Thornton IS president-elect Donald Trump, 9) Kiera Knightly is at peak ingenue 10) it’s only about one-fifth as schmaltzy as The Family Stone.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

Starting Five

Space Cowboy

The first (UPDATE: American) man to orbit the earth (the Soviet Union’s Yuri Gagarin was first, though if you’re a primate fan, I think a chimp preceded them both), astronaut John Glenn from Cambridge, Ohio, and Muskingum College, died yesterday. He was 95. Glenn never graduated, dropping out his senior year when World War II broke out. He was a distinguished fighter pilot in both that war and the Korean War.

If you haven’t read Tom Wolfe’s The Right Stuff, Glenn’s passing should give you that impetus. When the Mercury Seven group were chosen, they were looked down upon by fellow test pilots because they were seen as simply passengers in glamorized tin cans. And what Glenn did had simply never been done by any human. A few years later Star Trek would debut on TV, but Glenn perhaps better than anyone fits the line, “To boldly go where no man has gone before.”

2. Should PETA Protect Patta?

Gary Johnson has no idea who this woman is

Gary Johnson has no idea who this woman is

This is Debora Patta, an attractive South African journalist who works for CBS News. All this week Patta, 52, has been filing pieces like this one  and THIS ONE (you gotta watch) from the most dangerous place on earth: Aleppo, Syria. My guess is that she and her producer volunteered for this duty, but man does she stick out there. And it’s not as you can check into the Aleppo Marriott when the day is done.

3. Cowards

Do Notre Dame fans, alums and students have reason to be disappointed by the recent 4-8 season? Uh huh. But the people who anonymously paid for this ad in the Notre Dame Observer are spoiled brats and cowards. This ad ran, I believe, the same day that the No. 2 women’s basketball team (184-13 since 2011) was hosting No. 1 UConn. Four days before the 9-0 men’s basketball team, the only program to have advanced to consecutive Elite Eights the past two years, was to face No. 1 Villanova. Three months after alum Molly Huddle set a new American record in the 10,000 meters (an extremely popular distance) at the Rio Olympics. One year after Molly Seidel won the NCAA Cross-Country championship. And about a year after Notre Dame came a play away from making it into the College Football playoff.

 

Jack Swarbrick is a Notre Dame alum, a born-and-bred Hoosier (he started on a high school football team that never lost a game in four years), and a Stanford law graduate (and I just named the top two all-around sports programs in the nation, one of which has the advantage of being located in a far better climate and has alums who can afford to make Phil Knight look like a pauper). I don’t agree with every change he has made related to the football program but damn, I didn’t go to school with cowards who’d do what these people did and then not even sign their names to it.

 

Maybe everyone should watch tomorrow night’s ESPN doc, “Catholics vs. Convicts”(directed by Pat Creadon, Dillon Hall, ’89). It’s a great look at when Notre Dame football was tougher and less a Disney outfit and when students and alums alike were not so damn entitled.

4. Hardee’s Boy

Puzder, 66, contributed 100s of thousands of dollars to Trump's campaign. No one knows better than a fast food exec that there's no such thing as a free lunch

Puzder, 66, contributed 100s of thousands of dollars to Trump’s campaign. No one knows better than a fast food exec that there’s no such thing as a free lunch

Okay, I like Carl’s, Jr., but have you eaten at a Hardee’s? I mean, give me Arby’s over that 11 times out of 10 (note: Arby’s is unfairly maligned via The Simpson’s and Jon Stewart; I love that Scott Van Pelt endorses them).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEnVY99DUE

So, Donald’s proposed labor secretary, Andrew Puzder, is CEO of both. He’s completely in favor of automating every part of the process that he possibly can at his fast-food outlets (so you can all have jobs in robot maintenance!) and is also the dude who wanted these soft-core porn ads to run promoting his burgers. So that’s your guy.

5. Leading Man

On to the next century...

On to the next century…

Kirk Douglas, actor and father of Michael Douglas, turns 100 years old today. I can’t off the top of my head think of another celebrity who made it to 100 years old, but that could be just my Alzheimer’s or early-stage dementia acting up.

With Lana Turner in The Bad and the Beautiful

With Lana Turner in The Bad and the Beautiful

Born Izzy Demsky, Douglas has appeared in more than 90 movies, and is best known for Spartacus. He has received three Oscar nominations and has also won an Oscar for Lifetime Achievement (the Academy’s participation trophy). He starred in films opposite some of the loveliest ladies of Hollywood’s Golden Age, from Lana Turner to Lauren Bacall.

Spartacus, 1960. Nice legs for a 44 year-old.

Spartacus, 1960. Nice legs for a 44 year-old.

Douglas also helped end the Blacklist era by hiring Dalton Trumbo to co-write Spartacus and giving him an on-screen credit for it. He starred in the Broadway version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, then bought the screen rights to it and had his son, Michael, produce the film. Michael was smart enough to let Jack Nicholson play Randall McMurphy.

Music 101

Save It For Later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-QkQoNCmg4

1982 was peak New Wave, which is how this tune by The English Beat (or, if you were British, “The Beat”) was classified at the time. It was probably more Ska than New Wave, or Haircut 100 Wanna Be, but either way it was one of the defining songs of the era. It never even charted in the Top 50 here, but you wouldn’t know that if you had friends who were “mod.”

Remote Patrol

Sunday

Cowboys at Giants

NBC 8 p.m.

Yes, it’s the “midseason finale” of The Walking Dead (hint: there’s no way they’re going to kill off Negan yet), but the Cowboys (11-1) seek to avenge their season-opening loss to the Giants (8-4). Rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott (1,285 yards) has rushed for more than 200 yards more than any back in the league while rookie QB Dak Prescott has the best TD/INT ratio (19/2) of anyone with at least 15 touchdown passes. Maybe it’s time one of them was mentioned for more than just Rookie of the Year.