by Bill Hubbell
The Spurs just got rocked with two separate flurries and are wobbly. The odd thing is that Lebron and Dwyane have combined for just 22 points. Say what? Yeah, 22 points. Who knew the Heat were so deep? Mike Miller, Ray Allen and Mario Chalmers are flexing. Lebron’s plan of doing just a little bit of everything looks a helluva lot smarter tonight.
by Bill Hubbell
The Heat end the third quarter on a 14-3 run to take a 75-65 lead into the 4th quarter. Mario Chalmers and Danny Green lead their respective squads with 17 points apiece. They were both second round picks. Probably because they both played at small schools. Two small schools in Lawrence, Kansas and Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Every GM sucks. How do the Spurs constantly see things in players that nobody else sees? Or do those players not have that “it” until they become Spurs?
The Heat are up 10 because the Spurs have 12 turnovers. They had 4 in game one. Well, 12 turnovers and the big three have 27 combined points.
Stannis: All I Do is Stand By a Table and Look Serious
by Chris Corbellini
Stannis has a deep voice. He should be doing voice overs for luxury cars, not rule the kingdoms. “What is the life of one bastard boy to a kingdom … the boy must die,” he says in baritone. Tell us what you really think, big guy. Luckily his hand has more sense and frees the bastard child “because it’s right.” I fully expect the hand to now die by demon fire or flaming crossbow arrows. Or both. NEVER do what’s right on this show.
Incest love is the best love. This PSA brought to you by the Lannisters. The more you know …
TONYS
by Greg Auman
Steven Van Zandt, walking out to “Glory Days,” jokes that “it’s great to be back on TV on a Sunday night.” (Don’t ever explain your jokes though — we got it). He gets to introduce the Rascals playing “Good Lovin'” — nice, but made me flip over to watch a younger group of guys — yes, the Spurs have erased Miami’s five-point halftime lead and are even up two halfway through the third.
GoT
by Chris Corbellini
The wise eunuch and the Imp’s slutty girlfriend are having a moment by the sea. He hands over some diamonds and she asks “Why do you want me to leave?” She then throws it right back in his face. This is followed by Cersei Lannister, sweet Cersei, playing mental Stratego once again with her little brother. The lesson, all women LOVE torturing the Imp, because he’s the only Emmy-winner from the show. Also: Arya Stark and the Hound play a good two-man game.
Jon Snow knows nothing. Again. How do those arrows taste, pretty boy?
Walters: “Why is there a ‘G’ in “knight?” I don’t know, but how close did we just come to a Monty Python scene?
by Bill Hubbell
Chris Bosh is 6 of 10 from the field with 9 boards and NO three point attempts. And he isn’t reacting to each hoop like he just body slammed Superfly Snuka. He’s kind of quietly becoming the player of the game as the Heat are up two with just over three minutes left in the third. Good job Spo.
