We started doing the Chinese Virus coronavirus death calculus and here is what we’ve found: Less than 50 of the more than 10,300 deaths have happened in the Southern Hemisphere. Here’s where I might get up on my high horse and note that most of the terrible things that have taken place on this planet, via mankind, have taken place from people who are from the Northern Hemisphere.

But anyway, that’s less than 1/10th of 1% of the deaths, to this point, having taken place in the Southern Hemisphere. If you were wondering, about 90% of the world’s population lives in the Northern Hemisphere.

But it would be cool if the Australian and New Zealand prime ministers began referring to this as “the Northern Hemisphere virus.”