Live from the Hunker Bunker, somewhere in the Sonoran desert…
Coronavirus Updates*
CASES DEATHS
U.S.A.
Cases: 3,602
Deaths 66
WORLD
Cases: 167,400
Deaths: 6,329
*Source: New York Times
Safe At Home
Good coronavirus advice from Dorothy: “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.”
Coronavirus-related self-quarantine films we might recommend:
Panic Room, Rear Window, Room, Night Of The Living Dead, The Apartment, The Diary Of Anne Frank
Your ideas welcome.
It Was The Worst Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times
News from Arizona is that the local Medieval Times castle will be shutting down for awhile. Our suggestion is that it return as End Times, which will feature runs on toilet paper and a jousting match between Yamiche Alcindor and Donald Trump.
Profiles In Presidential Courage
“The buck stops here” –Harry Truman, 1946
“I take no responsibility at all” –Donald Trump, 2020
Tragic Kingdom*
*The judges liked this better as a No Doubt album
Crowd shots from places like Walt Disney World, New Orleans’ Bourbon Street and Nashville bars is the “Let them eat cake” of 2020. Don’t ya think? By the way, I sorta feel as if 2020 began when Kevin Durant tore his Achilles tendon in Game 5. That’s when the sad trombone began playing for me (and it wasn’t that I wanted the Dubs to win—though I did—I just wanted to see both teams at full strength).
Stockpile Bro
Matt Colvin, the Tennessee dude who purchased nearly 18,000 worth of hand sanitizer two weeks ago with the idea of selling it on Amazon, but was then profiled in The New York Times, has announced that he will be giving it all away. So that’s a nice gesture. We’ve also added “hoarder shaming” to the list of 2020 things.