Items we forgot: Maureen Dowd‘s essay, “America’s Parasite,” in Sunday’s New York Times had a lede that must be preserved in amber:

” It’s funny that Donald Trump doesn’t like a movie about con artists who invade an elegant house and wreak chaos.“

Barely related except as a homonym, what do you prefer as a headline: “Marine Biology?”, “Plank-Based Meat?” or “Edgar Allen Pose?”

That’s George Hood, 62, former Marine and DEA agent, reclaiming his Guinness World Record for planking with a time of 8 hours and 15 minutes.