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Starting Five

1. From Russia With Love* Per CNN: “The intelligence community’s top election security official delivered a briefing to lawmakers last week warning them that the intelligence community believes Russia is already taking steps to interfere in the 2020 election with the goal of helping President Donald Trump win…” So President Trump responds by replacing the Director of National Intelligence. We’re full-on banana republic now. *The judges will also accept “Creme de la Kremlin”
2. Stone To Serve 3 Years, 4 Months: Wait for it. A pardon’s gonna come.
3. Coronavirus Is The New Dow Jones: Reading the way they report the numbers, I’m not sure if we’re talking fatalities or Amazon stock. Dig, from Al-Jazeera: “Beijing… reported 1,109 new confirmed cases of the disease during the same period, sharply up from 349 cases the previous day, reversing three days of decline.” Deaths total is now higher than the price of a share o Amazon: 2,236.
4. Trae Goes For 50: In what is becoming an extraordinary career, Atlanta’s Trae Young drops 50 in a win against the Miami Heat. But Atlanta remains one of the worst teams in the NBA at 16-41. The only two teams with worse records than Atlanta’s, by the way. met in the NBA Finals four consecutive years from 2015-2018.
5. Pret-tee, Pret-tee Good: