1. Barr V Coronavirus: More than 2,000 former Department of Justice officials have called on Attorney General William Barr to resign. We now have 1,875 confirmed deaths from the coronavirus, including the hospital director in Wuhan. Who will reach 2,500 first?
2. Dark Towers: Deutsche Bank helped finance the Third Reich and it’s now helping to finance the Trump presidency. This new book by New York Times finance editor David Enrich goes a long way toward explaining the connection between the Trumps, Russian oligarchs and Putin. DB is why you may never see the president’s financial statements. And why were they the only bank doing business with him for two decades? Perhaps because a Russian bank was floating their loans. And who would be behind THAT bank, propping up the Donald? Take a guess.
3. Shake And Bake: A wild finish in the Daytona 500 yields Denny Hamlin his second consecutive checkered flag and nearly kills Ryan Newman.

4. “Every Single Guy Over There Needs A Beating”: (and the married guys, too). That’s Atlanta Braves outfielder Nick Markakis’ thoughts about the justice that Houston should have coming to it. Think you might have misjudged your ruling, King Solom, um, Rob Manfred? Nick for commish!

5. Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador: That’s the name of the president of Mexico. We didn’t know it, either, but then we’re not running for president of a neighboring country, now are we, Amy Klobuchar and Tom Steyer? Worse, you do this during a Telemundo appearance? Ouch, babe.