*The judges will also accept “Mango Unchained”

If you thought you wouldn’t see a more blatantly incompetent coverup than the White House’s impeachment defense this year, well, here you go. Never doubt or question Donald Trump’s capacity for taking the bizarre to another level.

There are those who’d point out that it isn’t kind to make fun of someone’s physical appearance, even if this is actually someone’s fake appearance. But the object of derision here is someone who delights in insulting any and all who dare step across his path (“Sleepy Joe,” “Lyin’ Ted,” “Little Marco,” “Pocahontas,” etc.). So we’ll allow it.

Take Note:

–both need to do a better job of applying makeup along the hairline

–both from an outer borough of Gotham

–both the object of Robert DeNiro’s scorn

–both inciting anarchy while stoking white male rage

–both clowns

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