IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

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by John Walters

Port Authority Blast (no one but the suspect hurt)

 

 Photobomb?

 

Starting Five

1. Dashing Through The Snow

A fun, old-timey game in Buffalo, as the Bills defeat the Colts in overtime and six inches of driving snow. LeSean “Shady” McCoy snowshoed in from 21 yards out for the winning score that put Buffalo at 7-6 and keeps them in the running for a playoff berth for the first time since 1999 (the Bills last won a playoff game in 1995).

2. Came And Wentz

Playing not too far from Carson, Calif., Philadelphia’s Carson Wentz may have torn his ACL in the Eagles’ 43-35 win against the Rams Sunday. The Eagles moved to 11-2 but had scribes upstairs in the press box Googling the correct spelling of “pyrrhic.”

Wentz left the game late in the third quarter after throwing his fourth touchdown pass. J.J. Watt, Deshaun Watson and now this (maybe it’s a W thing?). It’s almost as if the 2017 NFL season needs to take a knee.

3. Bronx Bombshell

Aaron Judge, who led the American League in home runs as a rookie last season with 52, will now be joined by Giancarlo Stanton, who led all of baseball in home runs (and RBI) last season with 59 (and 132). Judge finished as the runner-up in AL MVP voting, while Stanton was the NL MVP.

Both are right fielders, so someone is going to move, platoon, play DH, and or shift in and out of left field with Brett Gardner. Either way, it’s move over, Mantle and Maris. And yes, Marlins co-owner Derek Jeter is finally avenging the 2003 World Series defeat.

 

In case you were wondering, Judge struck out 208 times (most in the MLB) in 2017, while Stanton whiffed 163 times (17th-most). So when you add the home runs and whiffs together, plus walks, that was 694 times last season when Judge and Stanton came to bat and did not put a ball into the field of play.

4. Red Grange & Herschel Winners

Baker Mayfield becomes the first walk-on to win a Heisman Trophy. The Oklahoma quarterback is also our Red Grange Award winner. In the preseason, we picked Saquon Barkley although Mayfield made our list of four nominees.

As for the Herschel, for the top true freshman and an award that is in its freshman year, it’s between Jonathan Taylor of Wisconsin, Jake Fromm of Georgia and A.J. Dillon of Boston College. Our hearts said Dillon, who had an amazing second half and tossed tacklers away as if they were rag dolls, but our vote goes to Taylor, who finished third nationally in rushing and had six games, or half a season, of at least 149 yards rushing. Congrats, J.T. (Dillon had five games of 149 or more yards rushing, all in the final six weeks; had B.C.’s staff started and played him more in September, he likely would have won our trophy).

5. One Day Moore

 

Tomorrow is the special election in Alabama for the vacant Senate seat Jeff Sessions left behind. In one corner you have Republican Roy Moore, who may need to take a sabbatical next May if elected to attend prom, and in the other corner you have Democrat Doug Jones, who is not Roy Moore.

 

Meanwhile, this was good. SNL’s cold open…

Reserves

Stun Devils

Not only does Arizona State remain undefeated, but Bobby Hurley’s gang takes down No. 2 Kansas at Allen Fieldhouse in Lawrence. And Duke lost, so Coach K may be ceding his team’s No. 1 ranking to his former All-America point guard….

The other great irony? Duke freshman phenom Marvin Bagley III is from Tempe and his grandfather, Jumping Joe Caldwell, was a Sun Devil star in the early ’60s. He could’ve just stayed home.

 

*****

Okay, Susie B., this is for you: MH Capital has gotten rid of all but one token share of Bitcoin Investment Trust (GBTC) in anticipation of Bitcoin futures trading. However, we did roll a lot of (not Bit) coin into Riot Blockchain (RIOT), which is much cheaper and more closely associated to blockchain technology. It’s up 19% this morning in pre-market trading. Follow me! Follow me to prosperity!

(UPDATE: RIOT now up 27% today)

Music 101

Oliver’s Army

“I made my first trip to Belfast in 1978 and saw mere boys walking around in battle dress with automatic weapons,” says Elvis Costello, referencing the inspiration for his 1979 single that shot to No. 2 on the U.K. charts. “They were no longer just on the evening news. These snapshot experiences exploded into visions of mercenaries and imperial armies around the world. The song was based on the premise ‘they always get a working class boy to do the killing’.

Remote Patrol

Patriots at Dolphins

8:30 p.m. ESPN

Brady, 40, is the NFL’s top-rated passer and his 26/4 TD/INT number is MVP-worthy

In my dream scenario, 40 year-old Tom Brady sits down with Jon Gruden at his QB Camp and goest through all the drills: the film study, the field work, the Spider Y 2 Banana. All of it. Wouldn’t that make a terrific halftime segment? Oh yeah, the Pats are 10-2 and someone in the league office likes them, giving them this trip so south Florida in mid-December (this is the 5th time in the past six years New England has visited Miami after Dec. 1).

2 thoughts on “IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

  1. For those keeping track at home, Baker Mayfield joins Lamar Jackson, Christian McCaffrey, Myles Jack and Johnny Manziel as the Red Grange Award winner.

    Where’s the ceremony taking place?

  2. So, RIOT boy is now up 34% TODAY! Congrats but my, this seems even more volatile than GBTC. In other words, you have jumped FROM the frying pan INTO the fire. Isn’t your NVDA enough exposure to blockchain? Will you hop in & out of RIOT on a weekly or even daily basis or hold “long term” (i.e. a MONTH)?

    And BTW, it’s YOUR FAULT Sweet Pea & the boyz lost Friday night! Humpfh! At least they got started on the next streak the very next night. 🙂

    Speaking of Herschel Walker, I re-watched the ESPN doc on him over the weekend. I don’t think I’d seen it since it was 1st telecast 5 or so years ago. This time, I heard him say 4-6 times how he wanted to “kill people” at various times in his life. I, er, missed that the 1st time. Also, the piece neglected to ask/answer 2 big questions – when did he defeat his stuttering problem & most of all, WHY did he leave GA to join the USFL? I couldn’t believe that wasn’t asked, but it wasn’t. I will forever be convinced that decision ruined his pro career. He should be a NFL HOFer but because of where & when he played in the NFL, that never happened. Of course, he could have blown out his knee during a Sr year at GA & that could have done even more damage to his eventual NFL career. It’s just that you think the BEST CFB player of all time (well, at least my lifetime) should have had a HUGE pro career. The 2nd best CFB player I ever saw (Tebow) had an even more disappointing NFL career & which was outrageously TAKEN from him years before it should have been. I don’t know if a conspiracy was involved but he was better than some of the starters & many of the backups but he never got another chance after BEATING OUT the other backups in Philly during pre-season. It seems he accepted his snuffed football career when he changed over to baseball, but it breaks my heart because you just know, it broke his.

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