The crew at Medium Happy were practicing trust falls this a.m. and the staff mascot, Mirk, forgot that it was his turn to catch someone. Much pain, confusion and, of course, recriminations, ensued. Oh, there were recriminations alright.

We’re working on an illustrated cover of the incident under the banner “TOUT LE PARDONNEZ!” right now. Bear with us. Cat with us. We’ll try to get to LeBron (“I’m Coming Home”) and Cardale (“I’m staying home”) later, but c’mon, this is already better than 84.3% of all previous Medium Happy posts…