Ted Chaough: “Don’t be an asshole, Don.”

You can say this to Don Draper in Don Draper’s office, and still leave with a handshake, if you save the life of his (latest) mistress’ son. It’s good to be Ted Chaough.

Don soothes Linda Cardellini, then reminds her that two of her fellow “Freaks and Geeks” alums are on the cover of this week’s Rolling Stone (Seth Rogen and James Franco). And then she begins crying again.