by Chris Corbellini

Judging from that screaming and bloody swordplay the wolves from the north think this wedding was an EPIC fail. Pool Arya Stark. Her family reunions always end in disaster and the occasional head on a spike. Meanwhile, Sansa Stark and the Imp bond in the summer sun with the girlfriend trailing staring daggers at him. Sigh. More money more problems, you know.

Ah, the trust fund Lannisters. King Joffrey crows “Robb Stark is dead, and his bitch mother!” and this dysfunctional family get-together gets worse from there.

Walters: Arya Stark is going to need lifetimes of therapy… and now Tyrion Lannister will be in the shrink’s waiting room, as dear old dad informs him that he wanted to euthanize him as a baby…. Tyrion: “Honey, listen, my in-laws did something a little worse than sheep-shifting to your in-laws.”

Corbellini:

Is Papa Lannister the Great Santini? I’d love to see the Imp throw a basketball in his face. These family meetings have been the best moments of Season 3. Also, it’s time for daddy dearest to go.