Three And Out

by Michael DePaoli

SANDERS’ XENOPHOBIA 

Non-Democrat challenger for the 2016 Democratic nomination Bernie Sanders (who blew the election for the Democrats by dividing the party and calling Hillary Clinton unqualified) (Ed. Note: Or, you know, maybe if Debbie Wasserman-Schulz didn’t manipulate the results of the primaries….potato, po-tah-to…) is at it, again. This time his target is the French pharmaceutical company Sanofi.

In an op-ed piece for The New York Times, Sanders makes the following attack against Sanofi: “Now his [Trump’s] administration, through the Army, is on the brink of making a bad deal, giving a French pharmaceutical company, Sanofi, the exclusive license to patents and thus a monopoly to sell a vaccine against the Zika virus.” Specifically, Sanders demanded that Trump “…make only the best deals on behalf of the American people…” (New York Times, March 10, 2017).

Thus, Sanders is up in arms with the Army deal because Sanofi is French and because Sanofi will make a profit.

If Sanders had hopped onto the Sanofi website, he could have discovered that Sanofi has a division called Sanofi Pasteur, which is the largest producer of vaccines in the World, which has its USA headquarters in Swiftwater, Pennsylvania, and which employs three thousand people in the USA.

Also, if Sanders had taken the time to research the Zika virus, he would have found that it is part of the Flaviviridae family of viruses. Another disease in this same family of viruses is the Yellow Fever virus. And, can you guess which company is one of the largest producers of the Yellow Fever vaccine? Yes, that would be Sanofi Pasteur. Indeed, Dengue Fever and Japanese Encephalitis are also in the Flaviviridae family of viruses, and Sanofi Pasteur also makes vaccines for them.

Thus, if the Army wanted to produce a Zika vaccine as quickly as possible to save as many children as possible from developing catastrophic brain damage, then Sanofi Pasteur would be the obvious choice to help stop the nasty Zika virus.

Sanders (like Trump) does not take the time to explain the background facts. He just attacks.

TRANSFERRED AGGRESSION

(Ed. Note: This should have been the title of the last item, no?)

The trouble here is not just about vaccines. Bernie Sanders spews his socialist liberal aggression at a foreign company, but the aggression does not just stop at Sanofi. Today we target a French pharmaceutical company. Tomorrow we target Syrian refugees. The next day we build a wall on the Mexican border. Once you start going down the nationalistic, xenophobic, anti-capitalist road, there is no end to whom your next targets might be.

Like I argued before, Sanders’ primary victories in Michigan and Wisconsin conditioned the people to accept the radical and impossible Trump promises of more jobs, less taxes, and paying off the national debt. Likewise, attacking a French company because it is French

(despite the fact that such company employs three thousand people here in the USA) will condition the people to accept more and more xenophobia.

THE AMERICAN WAY

The great American experiment has been a success (so far) because throughout the American Revolution and the formation of the Constitution there were consistent ideological principles that guided our Founding Fathers. See, The Ideological Origins of the American Revolution, by Bernard Bailyn. The trouble with Sanders and Trump and their ilk is that they just rally up the crowds by spewing hate.

In order for liberalism to survive (the essence of the USA has always been liberalism), we must have measured and rational inquiries, and we must educate as many people as possible about truth and justice and fairness and the American ideology of equal protection and due process.

If Sanders might want to argue that Sanofi Pasteur was not the best choice to partner with the Army to create a Zika vaccine, and if Sanders might want to argue that Sanofi Pasteur did not earn the right to own the patents on its work, then let Sanders prove it with facts. Was there any American company that would have been a better choice to partner with the Army? If so, which company? Would this other company have been able to make the vaccine? Would this other company have been willing to invest its money on the project if it knew that no patent would be granted and if it knew that the USA would impose an anti-capitalist limit to the profits?

Bernie, please! You have caused so much damage to our county. Just stop. You wanted to give away free college education and free healthcare, but you do not want to allow a company to reap profits from its efforts.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

A Region To Believe*

Instead of the usual ‘Starting Five,’ let’s take a closer look at America’s best sporting event (that would be even better if they cut it off at 64 schools), region by region

East

Oh no no no, don't funk with Josh Hart

Oh no no no, don’t funk with Josh Hart

Top Seed: Villanova. Defending champs should play at least four games, all in state of New York (Buffalo, then NYC).

Sleeper: SMU. Ponies are 30-4 and have lost just once, by two at No. 22 Cincinnati, since December 1.

Who Got Boned: Duke. You can somewhat explain the Boo Devils not being a 1 seed, but   if that’s the case then they’re the best 2 seed. Instead, they get pitted against the defending national champs and arguably the top overall seed. Maybe after Coach K becomes more of a known quantity they’ll treat him with respect.

Best First-Round Game: UNC-Wilmington versus Virginia in a 5-12 matchup. The Wahoos looked lifeless against the Irish in the ACC tourney and a 12:40 p.m. start in Orlando isn’t exactly a stimulant.

Best Second-Round Game: Baylor versus SMU in an all-Lone Star State battle in Tulsa. Then again, if Duke meets Marquette, it’s Coach K versus Wojo.

Don’t Forget: Florida (4). Four of the Gators’ eight losses were to teams seeded third or higher and three were to Vanderbilt (a 9 seed).

Winner: Duke. I just like Luke Kennard and Jayson Tatum too much and Grayson Allen hasn’t even woken up yet. Frank Jackson is emerging, too.

Midwest

Will Jayhawk frosh Josh Jackson vandalize his team's chances to make the Final Four?

Will Jayhawk frosh Josh Jackson vandalize his team’s chances to make the Final Four?

Top Seed: Kansas

Sleeper: Michigan. Team Project Runway may take that “survive and advance” mantra all the way to Glendale.

Who Got Boned: Creighton, a decent 6 seed who looks like upset nip for 11-seed Rhode Island. Yes, there are two schools from Rhode Island in this year’s tourney (Providence; get your act together, Brown).

Best First-Round Game: Creighton-Rhode Island, despite the fact that it’ll be a 1:30 p.m. local start in the college hoops hotbed of Sacramento.

Best Second-Round Game: Louisville-Michigan in Indianapolis. Not a far drive for lunatic Cardinals fans, but the Wolverines are going to be crowd faves everywhere they go.

Don’t Forget: Vermont, a 13-seed, has nation’s longest win streak at 21 games.

Winner: I hate to go chalk with “Rock, Chalk,” but is Kansas really going to lose two games in Kansas City this month? They already lost to TCU in Big 12 tourney, and second weekend will be there, a veritable home game.

South

Wichita State Gregg Marshall on his 30-4 team's 10-seed:

Wichita State Gregg Marshall on his 30-4 team’s 10-seed: “I’m just glad they didn’t forget about us.” Well played.

Top Seed: North Carolina

Sleeper: Wichita State. The Shockers are 30-4 with three losses to tourney teams and a fourth to the best at-large team not in the tourney (Illinois State). Didn’t these guys make a Final Four just a few years back?

Who Got Boned: Wichita State. A 10-seed. Between this and where Notre Dame (5) is seeded relative to Minnesota (also 5) and Florida State (3, in same bracket), I’m certain you and I could do no worse at seeding teams in the tourney. This one is the most egregious snub, and I don’t wanna hear about “scrubbing.” That’s a consultant’s term.

Best First-Round Game: Minnesota-Middle Tennessee State in a 5-12 game in Milwaukee on Thursday afternoon. The Blue Raiders took out Michigan State when they were a 2-seed last March in the opening round.

Best Second-Round Game: Wichita State-Kentucky. Remember 2014, just one year after the Shockers made it to the Final Four (losing to Louisville, the eventual national champ by 4), then entered the tourney 34-0 and the committee set them up with a 2nd-round game against Kentucky. It’s a deja vu F.U. from the committee. I like a pissed off coach Gregg Marshall as much as anyone. Gonna be tough to pull of that upset, though.

Don’t Forget: UCLA. The Bruins do have the nation’s top scoring offense, after all, and it’s the 30th anniversary of Steve Alford leading IU to its last national championship.

Winner: This is the glamour region, with blue bloods and blue uniforms UNC, Kentucky and UCLA. I’m going with North Carolina, and hoping Roy doesn’t pull Joel Berry Carroll for too long this time if he gets in foul trouble.

West

Markkannen hopes to make it a Finnish Four

Markkannen hopes to make it a Finnish Four

Top Seed: Gonzaga

Sleeper: 4-seed West Virginia. It’s never fun to play the Mountaineers and there’s no good reason they can’t advance to the regional final.

Who Got Boned: Saint Mary’s. The Gaels, whose three losses since December 9 all came against Gonzaga, are only a 7-seed. And, they’re in the same region as Gonzaga. Thanks, much.

Best First-Round Game: Notre Dame-Princeton in the classic 5-12 upset special. The Tigers have won 19 in a row, but the Irish are an experienced bunch and have two starters from New Jersey. Thursday in Buffalo at 12:15, so we won’t have long to wait.

Best Player: Lauri Markkanen, Arizona

Best Second-Round Game: I want to say Arizona-Saint Mary’s (so say it!), but I’m going with the winner of Northwestern-Vanderbilt versus the Zags.

Don’t Forget: Northwestern. Kitties here after a 77-year wait. If you can, watch their game against Vanderbilt with alum Brent Musburger in Las Vegas.

Winner: Arizona. The Cats’ road to the Final Four in Glendale should just be I-10, but they’ll take detours to Salt Lake City and San Jose.

*****

Odds and Ends:

States with most teams: Florida (5)

Surprising Rep: Rhode Island has two schools in, as do the Dakotas.

Most present mascot: Wildcats (Arizona, Kentucky, Northwestern, Villanova)

Best First Weekend Site: Indy, which has potential Louisville-Michigan and Kentucky-Wichita State matchups.

THREE AND OUT

by Michael DePaoli

John Ross (Is Boss?)

At the recent NFL combine in Indianapolis, John Ross, who played college football for the University of Washington, ran the 40 yard dash in a record-breaking time of 4.22 seconds, beating the previous record set by Chris Johnson who ran 40 yards in 4.24 seconds in 2008.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04qabU6DsZI

(Ed. Note: Didn’t we cover this last week?)

FROM CHINA: THE HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD OF THE UNITED STATES IN 2016. 

According to Xinhua News, China has issued a report titled “The Human Rights Record of the United States in 2016.” The best parts of the report about the USA:

Wielding ‘the baton of human rights,’ it pointed fingers and cast blame on the human rights situation in many countries while paying no attention to its own terrible human rights problems.” 

* * * *

“With the gunshots lingering in people’s ears behind the Statue of Liberty, worsening racial discrimination and the election farce dominated by money politics, the self-proclaimed human rights defender has exposed its human rights ‘myth’ with its own deeds.” 

China pointed out in its report that in 2016 the United States had 2.2 million prisoners, 385 mass shootings and 15,039 killed by gun violence. Also, the number of adults with full-time jobs is at the lowest level since 1983.

You can read the full report here.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/china/2017-03/09/c_136115481.htm

TRUMP’S SECRET PLAN TO DEFEAT ISIS STILL HAS NOT BEEN REVEALED

The New York Times reports that the USA is sending 400 more troops to Syria to prepare for an assault on the ISIS stronghold at Raqqa.

Trump campaigned on his promise that he had a secret plan to defeat ISIS. But, now that he is President he has ordered General Mattis to come up with the actual plan. And, it appears that Mattis will just keep fighting ISIS with essentially the same plan that was implemented under President Obama.

Indeed, with Obama as Commander in Chief, ISIS lost about half its territory and about half its fighters. Trump lied when he said he knew a better way.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

Starting Five

Practice Jerseys Make Perfect

After an aborted takeoff in high winds from an airport in Ypsilanti, Michigan, on Wednesday—a near-death experience—the Michigan Wolverines made their way to the Big Ten tournament in Washington, D.C. (yes, Washington, D.C.) on another flight. Wearing practice uniforms instead of their game jerseys, which remained behind in the fuselage, the Wolverines took down Illinois, 75-55.

Who knows how far the Wolverines will go in the Big Ten tourney or if they will make the NCAAs (at 21-11, probably), but here’s hoping they keep wearing those jerseys as a reminder of surviving that ordeal, at least until they lose (they won’t be allowed to wear their game jerseys until an inquiry into the accident is finished, I’m presuming because those jerseys will be remaining on the plane).

2. Down Goes KU

This is what happens when you don't get frog protection

This is what happens when you don’t get frog protection

It’s “only” the conference tourney, but top-ranked Kansas lost to unranked TCU in Kansas City in the quarterfinals of the Big 12 tourney. Yes, Kansas lost in K.C. to an unranked opponent. Wake-up call or omen? We’ll see. Will the Rock Chalks still land a No. 1 seed? My entirely too early list of No. 1 seeds include North Carolina, Villanova, Oregon and…………Kansas. Yes, Kansas. Sorry, Zags.

3. Nobody Wants Brock Osweiler, But He Still Gets To Keep His $36 Million

Two years ago Brock “Did You Know He’s 6’8″” Osweiler was a backup quarterback for the Denver Broncos, so he has a Super Bowl ring. A year ago yesterday the Arizona State product signed a boffo $72 million contract with the Houston Texans ($36 million of which was guaranteed), then was benched. Yesterday he was traded to the Cleveland Browns, so that Houston could clear his contract off their books, but the Browns are said to be cutting him.

Osweiler, 26, threw 15 TD passes and 16 INTs last year and had a 72 passer rating. Where will he end up next? Take the money and run, Brock. Take the money and run.

4. Hey, Sister, Soul Sister, Pole Sister, Go Sister

Tori and Lexi, or Lexi and Tori, Weeks

Tori and Lexi, or Lexi and Tori, Weeks

The Weeks sisters are not weak sisters. At this weekend’s NCAA indoor championships in College Station, keep one eye on Lexi Weeks and another on Tori Weeks. The twins, sophomores at Arkansas, could go 1-2 in the pole vault. Lexi was the NCAA indoor/outdoor champ and an Olympian last year while Tori has improved since then and beaten her sister four times this winter head-to-head.

Lexi

Lexi

This is the same program that produced 2016 silver medalist Sandi Morris, so they know what they’re doing on the infield in Fayetteville.

The girls attended Cabot High in Cabot, Arkansas. There Lexis set the national high school record for the pole vault while Tori set the national indoor record in the same event. You’ll be hearing a lot more about them.

5. Marines Vs. Maureens?*

*The judges will not accept “Boobs on the Grounds” but will accept “Semper Creepy” and “Rotten To the Corps” and “Code Blue”

More than 30,000 active duty and retired Marines are apparently on private Facebook pages such as Marines United, which share explicit or nude photos of female military members. All four branches of the service are investigating how the Facebook group launched and just who knew about it, but can you court-martial an entire division or two worth of soldiers?

You may be asking, Why are there so many nude photos of women? And if you do, you’ll get a severe “No, u di-un’t!” so you best not is my advice.

Music 101

Looks Like We Made It

I consider this No. 1 hit from 1977 Peak Barry Manilow, the kind of tune that launched 100 Love Boat episodes. The late Seventies were the schmaltzy period America needed and deserved after the tumultuous Sixties and Watergate-scorched early Seventies. Barry Manilow represents this Aaron Spelling-Battle of the Network Stars-Up your nose with a rubber hose-Charlie’s Angels era as well as any artist. And every girl in my sixth grade class owned a copy of Barry Manilow Live.

Remote Patrol

Duke vs. North Carolina

7 p.m. ESPN

There’s no reason with its talent that the Blue Devils cannot make a run to the Final Four. The Tar Heels, if they win the ACC tourney, will likely (IMHO) deserve to be the No. 1 overall seed. This is as good a matchup as you could hope to see in a month in Glendale, Arizona. The two teams split their ACC contests in the past month, each winning at home. Have fun.

Three And Out

by Michael DePaoli

1. DEAR RUSSIA, 

You need to release that Golden Showers video, right now!

Why do you think Trump has proposed all those increases to the budgets of the USA military and nuclear arsenal? Whom do you think Trump intends to fight in his upcoming war? It is obvious that Russia is the target.

As it stands now, if the the USA really wanted to fight a war utilizing its current military, we could knock the snot out of Iran, Iraq, India, China, North Korea, Germany, Japan, France. The only country that could stand up to the USA would be Russia. So, when Trump rants about a better and more modern military, you better believe that the POTUS sociopath is fixated on Russia.

Yet, Russia could stop crazy Trump and prevent the upcoming carnage by releasing one little pee pee tape.

You would cause Trump to be impeached and create a Constitutional crisis in the USA from which the Republican Party might never recover. Please remember that the Republicans are your real enemies, not the Democrats. Democrats are more fun, and more wishy washy, and more willing to drink your Vodka.

Seriously, you really picked the wrong horse in this race. The Republicans would love to bomb you. The GOP wants to go back in time and resurrect the Cold War. They miss having a real enemy. They want war. By helping Trump win the election, you have set in motion the progression of events that could bring mass destruction upon yourself.

It is not too late. At the earliest possible hour you must release the Golden Shower.

Thank you for your consideration.

2. SOMETHING GOOD TRUMP SHOULD DO BEFORE HE IS IMPEACHED

We need to stop suing the doctors who are trying to keep us alive!

It is not about saving money. It is not about politics. It is just the right thing to do.

The medical malpractice court system creates an inherent conflict with our doctors, who are some of the most brilliant people in our country, and who are best situated to help us solve our health care problems. We need to stop making doctors our enemy.

Negligence claims against health care providers should be eliminated, for the sake of everyone, for sake of justice. The negligence standard for suing our doctors is just too low. A doctor can be sued despite acting in good faith, and despite heroic efforts to save your life.

The legal standard should be recklessness. Unless a doctor acted in reckless disregard toward your safety and/or reckless disregard toward the health care standards of care, then that doctor should not be sued.

This is the law I want:

Recognizing that all licensed health care providers in these United States are Good Samaritans and provide great benefit to our society, no licensed health care provider in these United States and its territories may be sued for any type of medical malpractice claim unless the alleged wrongful conduct might be reckless or intentional. The torts of medical negligence and gross medical negligence are hereby banned in all courts of these United States.” 

(Ed. Note: The author is a lawyer)

3. SOMETHING ELSE TRUMP SHOULD DO BEFORE HE IS IMPEACHED

Eliminate Daylight Savings time. It is just stupid to pretend we can save daylight.