IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

The Immaculate Resuscitation

A few thoughts on the scary Damar Hamlin medical emergency, but we are pressed for time this a.m., so much of this may need to be continued later

°First, here’s hoping and/or praying that Hamlin will be okay. The fact that the Buffalo Bills put out a brief statement in the wee hours saying Hamlin, a second-year safety out of Pitt, had suffered a cardiac arrest but had been revived on the field augurs optimism. He is, after all, in peak physical condition. If he survived the first few dire minutes, you’d have to think his chances are good.

°This situation is not unprecedented. Chuck Hughes, a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions, collapsed on the field versus the Chicago Bears in October of 1971. Hughes died. There is an iconic photo of Dick Butkus looking down at him wondering if he is okay.

°If you visit ESPN.com’s home page right now, there is an embedded video up top of Ryan Clark’s on-air segment with Scott Van Pelt from last night. And the good folks at ESPN have used the pull quote, “This isn’t about a football player. This is about a human.”

Respectfully, no. It’s about both.

Ryan Clark won Twitter last night and that’s fine, but it’s also misguided. Ryan Clark is an ex-NFL player and a man bursting with empathy and pathos, and that’s perfectly fine. But it shouldn’t have been the only item on the buffet spread last night.

First of all, it is about a football player because the entire reason Hamlin’s life was/is in danger last night was almost 100% because of a football play. Also, I’d wager at least 90% of America did not know the name Damar Hamlin before last night. They do this morning because he is a professional football player. Does that make his situation any less grave? No. But then report every single accident victim or fatality this way. People die in unforeseen ways daily. Almost all are not even slightly famous. Does your local news chide you for not appreciating that this isn’t about a single-engine plane crash victim, it’s about a human? Please.

°ESPN/ABC has the rights to the footage from Monday Night Football. At the top of the hour of successive broadcasts, they didn’t even show a replay of the play that most likely induced Hamlin’s cardiac arrest. Was this honestly an executive producer’s decision in Bristol? Or did someone from the NFL warn them not to air it while Hamlin’s life hung in the balance? Either way, shameful. Show it ONCE at the top of the show and move on. There was a hit late in the Cotton Bowl yesterday, three plays before the end of the game, that was far more vicious and looked to have knocked out both players at least temporarily. Football is a brutal game. This was not one of those “look away” hits. It was relatively innocuous. Shame on ESPN for not providing newsworthy footage; that’s your job. It’s not to worry about the feels.

Yes, I’m retweeting myself up. Sorry.

° Frustrated, I turned to CNN who were doing two things that ESPN was diligently avoiding: 1) talking about potential medical explanations, and not recklessly. CNN brought in two emergency room physicians who each were careful to note that while their educated opinions were only speculative, decades of experience seemed to suggest commotio cordis, which is when a blunt force to the chest interrupts the heart’s rhythm and causes cardiac arrest. In the two hours I watched SportsCenter, not a single medical expert appeared. 2) talking about the repercussions for the NFL season. Now, is that not as important as a person’s life? Of course. Is it newsworthy? Absolutely. This wasn’t any game. This was the 12-3 Bills at the 11-4 Bengals and with the way the playoffs now work, with only one team getting a first-round bye, the Bills were playing to clinch a week off when the playoffs begin. The Bengals, with a win, still would have an outside shot if Kansas City were to lose next Sunday. Moreover, when would this game be replayed? These are questions you can be sure the NFL is addressing behind closed doors and CNN had Bob Costas on air. Costas, who has a little familiarity with the NFL, discussed these matters.

Does this mean Bob Costas cares any less about the welfare of Damar Hamlin than anyone at ESPN? Hardly. It just means that he understands what his role is in this situation.

°At some point you must wonder if ESPN’s hands are tied because of its lucrative relationship with the NFL and if ESPN feels that it should never do anything to compromise or upset The Shield. If that’s the case, that’s unfortunate. If the folks at ESPN tell you that it is not the case, then they did a poor job of sports journalism last night. Less prayer circles, guys, and more useful information.

Yes, it’s about a human. But it’s also about WHY he was laying on that field, dead were it not for trained medical professionals and an automated external defibrillator (AED). And it’s about WHAT the NFL is going to do going forward.

Thanks much, ESPN, for the condescending tone of reminding me that every tragedy is a human tragedy. I lifted my head just high enough from my plate of buffalo wings to take in the suggestion. If it weren’t for you, I might’ve only worried about how this event affected my Fantasy team and moneyline bet. So, yeah, God bless you. But maybe next time, do your job.

Football is a tremendously violent sport. And maybe it scores so well with audiences, as Marvel movies do, because it comes off as cartoon violence absent of consequences. Last night was a reminder that that’s not so. The NFL is going to love Ryan Clark, as does ESPN and Twitter, for spinning a narrative about how football is some noble cause in which you fight for more than just yourself as if you’re protecting your country’s constitution. That may be what you tell yourself in the locker room.

The reality is, 1) it’s an adrenaline rush to play and 2) it gives more than a thousand men each year the chance to make a salary that it would take them at least 10 to 20 years to an entire career in almost any other job market to make. And that’s fine. More power to them. They’ve earned it. But no one is rushing the beaches of Normandy or Okinawa here.

It’s awful that Hamlin suffered cardiac arrest on national television. There’s a place for the comments that Ryan Clark made. However, making it the centerpiece of your coverage as the self-appointed World Wide Leader in Sports was journalistic malpractice. And you don’t get to use the excuse that it was after midnight on a Monday night, because that didn’t seem to prevent CNN from doing its job.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

The Smart-est Timeout

Yes, New Year’s Eve’ CFB playoff semis were the best duo yet (let’s remember, it has not even been a decade of this). Just check out the scores: TCU 51, Michigan 45 and Georgia 42, Ohio State 41. The Era of Total Defense is over.

Consider, the third quarter of the Fiesta Bowl alone featured six touchdowns (two by each team) and that the Peach Bowl featured defending champs Georgia overcoming a 14-point 4th-quarter deficit.

And yet, for all of the highlight-reel plays, the pick-sixes, the 50-plus yard TD plays or pass completions, THE PLAY of Saturday night was what you see above. The Buckeyes, up 38-27 with 9:30 to play, face a 4th-and-1 at their own 38. Ryan Day sends out the punt team but they line up in an unbalanced formation. The ball is snapped to the upback, who easily converts the one yard.

First down, Buckeyes, just over nine minutes to play, with an 11-point lead. Pack your bags for Inglewood.

But wait. The play was called dead a heartbeat before the snap. Kirby Smart, from the sideline, noticed the unbalanced formation. Or, more likely, an alert assistant upstairs did and relayed that info to Kirby, who did not hesitate. You trail by two scores with under 10 minutes to play, you figure you’re going to want to save all three timeouts. But Kirby made the decisive call and it turned out to be the right one. And that, as much as any play by Stetson Bennett or any other Dawg, is how come Georgia is off to California as -600 favorites to defend their national championship.

A Twitter follower called this the best timeout in the history of college football. I’m anti-recency bias, but I cannot conjure another timeout that even comes close. Can you?

Charlie Wisdom

Here’s Warren Buffett’s business partner, Charlie Munger, dropping a truth bomb. A couple things: 1) You could have learned this 30 years ago listening to Hannibal Lector mentor Clarice Starling (“What does he do, Clarice?” “He abducts women.” “No. He covets.”) 2) This may be true, but it’s easy for Munger to say he does not envy anyone; he could not spend his fortune if he lived another decade, which he will not.

Barbara Walters

Texted my genius former student, SportsBrain, on New Year’s Eve to say, “Now everyone’s favorite Walters has died” and he replied, “Is this from your mom?” Funny kid.

Anyway, Barbara Walters left us on NYE at the age of 93 (if you had her and/or Pope Benedict in your 2022 dead pool, props to you) and if you only know her from The View, that’s too bad. Walters really was a television trailblazer. In the 1970s and 1980s the “Barbara Walters Special”, semi-regular hour-long shows on ABC in which she interviewed three renowned people, that was must-see television.

Fortunately, Walters left a plethora of clips for younger broadcasters and journalists to learn how it’s done. Walters was never there to concur with her guest; nor was she there simply to antagonize him or her. Walters’ job, and she did it with uncanny aplomb, was to induce the guest to reveal himself. She did so by asking pointed and direct questions, by listening to a response and taking that as her cue, and by having done her homework and then some beforehand. Nobody, man or woman, did it better. One or two (e.g., Mike Wallace) were just as deft but no one was better.

This interview with Donald Trump should be shown in every journalism class there is (although why are you taking a journalism class? Were all the sections of Latin and horse-and-buggy maintenance filled up?).

New Year, Old GOATs

Not surprisingly, the 7-8 Green Bay Packers walloped the 12-3 Minnesota Vikings (the score was 41-3 before the Vikes posted two garbage-time TDs) at Lambeau yesterday. And Tom Brady led the Tampa Bay Bucs to victory after trailing 14-0. New year, old GOATs.

The playoffs began for the Green Bay Packers in early December, after a 40-33 at Philadelphia left them 4-8 and presumably with a DNR tag. Ohh, but this is Aaron Rodgers, people. The Pack have won four straight since then, and suddenly that wild 4th-quarter comeback versus the Dallas Cowboys at Lambeau in November—Green Bay trailed 28-14 in the 4th—doesn’t seem so innocuous.

Since the defeat at Philly—the NFL’s top team at the time—every game for the Packers has been win-or-go-home and they’ve won. Next Sunday they host Detroit in what is a virtual wildcard game for both teams. Green Bay is in with a win, while Detroit is in if they win and Seattle loses (unlikely, as the Seahawks host the disappointing LA Rams… defending Super Bowl champs, you may recall).

What people will be mentioning if Green Bay wins is that the two playoff teams in the NFC with the worst records will be Green Bay (9-8) and Tampa Bay (9-8 or 8-9). But those two “pretenders” possess two o the, what, five best quarterbacks ever to take an NFL snap: Rodgers and Tom Brady. And quarterbacks matter, especially in the fourth quarter of playoff games. By the way, the last three Buc wins have featured comebacks from deficits of at least 10 points versus teams that will not be headed to the postseason, for what that’s worth.

Rodgers. Brady. The playoffs. Prepare for Nielsen numbers to explode.

Dollar Quiz

1-6, Match the actress with the Hitchcock film:

A) Tippi Hedren 1) Psycho

B) Ingrid Bergman 2) Rear Window

C) Kim Novak 3) North By Northwest

D) Grace Kelly 4) Vertigo

E) Janet Leigh 5) Notorious

F) Eva Marie Saint 6) Marnie

7. How many clubs play in the Premier League each year?

8. What was unique, arguably a first, when Aaron Judge (Yankees) faced Adam Ottavino (Mets) last season?

9. What individual country suffered the most deaths in World War II?

10. In what city was the first NBA (it was known as the BAA, Basketball Association of America at the time) game played?

Current Standings: Dan Henry, Micah Sage and TJ Miles all have ONE win.