Wendell’s Wisdom

We’re in between all-day shifts at various locations, so the great Wendell Barnhouse has offered to pilot the ship this morning. Thank you, Wendell.

–JW

by Wendell Barnhouse

It happened again. It happens too often. 

Those were seven words written by Your Humble Correspondent Saturday night. The intent was to write about how the mass shooting at a Walmart in El Paso was “covered” on Twitter. YHC was satisfied that over 850 words and a handful of Tweet examples had sufficiently covered the topic.

While you were sleeping, it happened again. 

Another shooter with another assault rifle opened fire in the Oregon District in Dayton, Ohio. His high capacity clip(s) – more bullets, more bodies – resulted in nine deaths before police killed the shooter. Hence, most of the headlines you’ll see will say “10 killed in Dayton.” YHC prefers to count the body count at nine. The shooter doesn’t deserve recognition, even as a corpse.

YHC was up too late and was on his iPhone checking Twitter when the messages started to flow. Déjà vu all over again. 

As a cranky old man on Twitter, YHC uses the social media vehicle to stay current. By choosing wisely, Twitter can provide a handy news feed. When there is BREAKING NEWS such as the El Paso mass shooting, it displays the tar pit in which our society struggles with facts and rumors. Separating the wheat (useful information) from the chaff (fecal matter posted by bots and mouth breathers) is yeoman’s work but after over a decade of Twitter monitoring, YHC believes he can thresh through it.

The Dayton news was flowing at an odd time, after midnight in YHC’s time zone. One of the Tweets recommended a live stream that reminded of the movie “Nightcrawler.”

Tweets in this situation often are answered by retweets that basically are “hey, I heard this” info.

https://twitter.com/theharrycherry/status/1157903145672069121?s=11

In hindsight, this Twitter feed’s “sources” turned out to be accurate.

And that Tweet angered the “News Anchor & Founder of @AgendaFreeTV. Specialize (sic) in breaking news. 

https://twitter.com/lookner?s=11

Before putting down the iPhone in favor of sleep, YHC came across a Twitter feed that earned a follow.

The flow of mostly false information was reminiscent of the crossed streams of reality and make-believe during HBO’s “The Newsroom.” In the fourth episode of Season One featured a segment of how Atlantic Cable News covered a real-life weekend shooting – Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. While other networks reported Giffords had died, ACN waited until it could confirm and was able to “report” that Giffords was alive in in surgery.

Fictional producer Don Keefer offered a classic line that raised journalist goosebumps: “A doctor pronounces her dead. Not the news.”

When YHS started monitoring Tweets about El Paso Saturday afternoon, there were dozens of amateur Cronkites who passed along “news.” Perhaps the exchange of misinformation is/was harmless. But this digital version of the old “telephone” game spreads a Tweet everywhere and anywhere. Remember, “viral” is defined as “of the nature of, caused by, or relating to a virus or viruses.”

The first significant Tweet (posted about 1 p.m. CDT) was already stirring the conspiracy angle (more on this later).

https://twitter.com/xlaurenstephens/status/1157742411419914240

Soon after, this.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/10/walmart-apologizes-own-school-year-like-hero-gun-display/555393001/

About 30 minutes later, this Tweet came from Piers Morgan, the British windbag. He has over six million followers, so this Tweet was significant.

“Multiple shooters” was frequently mentioned. That has become the boogeyman of mass shootings – more than a single gunman. 

Around 2:15 p.m., the first indication of the number of dead was posted by this Tweet from an Indianapolis television station. While it turned out to be reasonably accurate, the source seemed odd.

At 2:30 p.m., this Tweet from what should be a reputable source appeared to back up the multiple shooter angle.

Shannon Watts, the leader of the @MomsDemand grassroots organization to prevent gun violence tweeted at 2:45 p.m.

15 minutes later, this Twitter feed informed its 105 followers of another “news” update.

And this feed with over 1,000 followers blared this news.

There were also Tweets from the following Twitter feeds – BML Breaking News, PM Breaking News, AF (a whopping 24 followers), Shark News Wires (577 followers), I.E.N (international and breaking news, 848 followers.)

One Tweet included a photo of a Walmart store display that showed a sign saying “Own The School Year Like a Hero” over a case filled with rifles. While that was from 2017, it was repurposed and retweeted Saturday. The original photo had Walmart scrambling for an explanation two years ago.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/10/walmart-apologizes-own-school-year-like-hero-gun-display/555393001/

Let’s pause here and consider what was going on during the four hours after the first shots were fired. The Walmart was crowded with people doing back-to-school shopping. Law enforcement responded with the mission of apprehending/killing the shooter and securing the crime scene. Medical personnel were checking bodies and sending wounded to various hospitals.

Chaos.

Even those on the scene didn’t have a clear picture of what had happened or how many were dead. That information wasn’t available until hours later. 

That didn’t and doesn’t stop the Twitter Machine for spinning. There reports of as many people wounded as wound up being dead. There were reports of multiple shooters. The (as it turned out) single shooter’s motives spread faster than JFK conspiracy theories. And the digital lynch mob was readying the noose.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1157754589308805120

Consider this: Had Twitter been available on 9/11, it’s questionable if the republic would have survived. Based on what occurs when there is BREAKING NEWS, the social media reaction to the on Sept. 11 attacks would have melted the Internet.

Four of the 10 deadliest shootings in modern U.S. history have now occurred in Texas. The Walmart in El Paso is an open-carry store and Texas is an open-carry state. Your Humble Correspondent has lived in the Lone Star state since 1981 but refuses to acknowledge as a “Texan.” Texas has become synonymous with “bat-shit crazy politicians.” (Yes, the competition from other states has become fierce.)

Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick – whose qualifications appear to be he was a former radio talk show host who has a good haircut – was an eager guest on Fox News Saturday afternoon. There had been reports that antifa demonstrators had planned to stage protests in El Paso over immigration and border issues. Patrick, going off half-cocked, misfired with a spurious statement.

If there is a saving grace for Twitter, it’s that it archives idiotic statements such as the one made by Patrick. Here’s a perfect example from Texas governor Greg Abbott. Four years ago, he lamented the state falling behind in an important area.

And guess who has an “A” rating from the National Rifle Association.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

Starting Five

Photoshock

It’s a slow newsday, and we’re feeling even slower, so here’s an incredible photo of a climber in Tasmania taken by Krystle Wright for National Geographic.

Wright seems somewhat of an adventurer herself

How’d she do it? Easy, as this paragraph from the story explains:

(Wright) drove to the [Tasman] peninsula, hiked two hours on a trail, rappelled a 330-foot cliff, tied a rope around her waist, jumped into the ocean, swam across the channel, and climbed up the other side. Clipping herself into a harness, she hung from a tightrope as Smith-​Gobat scrambled up the Totem Pole. At the “blue hour”—around 5:30 p.m.—Wright radioed the drone operator. When a flash from the drone overhead illuminated the rock, she pressed the shutter.

Wasn’t It Really 11 Angry Men?

Last night for the first time we watched the 1957 classic, 12 Angry Men, starring Henry Fonda (left) and Lee J. Cobb (knife). Outstanding jury room drama even if the title is somewhat of a misnomer. Fonda’s character never loses his sh*t, though Cobb’s does and often.

If you’ve never seen, the film also stars a pair of young Jacks, Klugman and Warden, as well as the actor whom I’m convinced was the template for Don Draper, Robert Webber.

Webber or Draper?

A couple other thoughts: 1) Watching this film in the age of Trump, it’s pretty transparent as to which jurors would be wearing MAGA hats outside court. It’s crazy to consider this film was made more than 60 years ago and that the stereotypes translate so readily to 2019. 2) By the characters he portrayed, Fonda was Hollywood’s indomitable original Social Justice Warrior: here, as Tom Joad in The Grapes of Wrath and then, if you’re not convinced, as our future 16th president in The Young Mr. Lincoln. 3) Cobb was something of a one-note character actor, but only because he was so convincing as the corrupted bully: here, as the labor boss in On The Waterfront and as the gangster produce distributor in Thieves’ Highway.

Cobb. Is it just me or do you see a middle-aged Jason Segel?

One more note on Cobb: He was the first actor to play Willy Loman in Arthur Miller’s Pulitzer Prize-winning play Death Of A Salesman that your English teacher assigned in high school but you only maybe read.

Manitoba Manhunt (Trail Grows Cold)

So now there’s a report of a possible sighting of the (allegedly) murderous duo in eastern Ontario, which is a long, long way from northwest British Columbia or northern Manitoba. Are they doing a Thelma & Louise in reverse and is the RCMP completely back at square one?

No credit card usage. No mobile phone use. Two weeks on the run for a pair of ex-Walmart employees. Beavis and Butthead are pummeling the Canadian Mounties. How?

Sand Castle*

*The judges will also accept, “Here’s Mud In Your Eye!”

In Djenne, Mali, in the Sahara Desert, you will find the largest mud brick structure on the planet. Each year the local residents work together to rebuild and refortify the Grand Mosque, which stands about 60 feet high.

I found this story on bbc.com, which is so much better for your brain than cnn.com.

Job Opening In South Bend

Earlier today our good friend Pete Sampson tweeted out that Notre Dame’s football sports information director, Michael Bertsch, was exiting South Bend for a similar gig with the Pittsburgh Steelers. It’s difficult to fault Bertschy, a good-natured and highly competent individual, for going pro. Bertschy’s predecessor at Notre Dame, Brian Hardin, is now the athletic director at Drake University in Iowa.

We mention all of this because 40 years ago—yes, 40!—Tim Bourret was a senior at Notre Dame working in the sports information office under the school’s legendary man who staffed that job for decades, Roger Valdiserri. A job was opening up in the office but Roger told Tim that he was going to hire a young man named John Heisler who was a year or two ahead of him in experience. Roger helped Tim get an interview at Clemson.

It all worked out well for everyone involved. Heisler—”Heiss”—had a four-decade career at Notre Dame that only ended last winter. He was the consummate professional who only allowed you to see his wry sense of humor if you got to know him well. Bourret thrived at Clemson, bought a nice home on a golf course, also was their hoops broadcaster, and only retired a year ago. In our business both men are universally respected and very well-liked.

So that’s the thing. Maybe you hire someone younger, but it wouldn’t be the worst idea if Notre Dame offered Bourret or Heisler a senior consultant gig now that Bertsch is making his exodus. Then again, they both now live in warmer climes (Heisler is at UCF) and I doubt they’d give up the lives they’ve worked long and hard to earn.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by John Walters

Starting Five

panDEMonium

First of all, we’re 15 months out. Second, these are not debates, they’re pageants in which all anyone remembers is who got burned by whose clever line. Forget about campaign reform for a moment; let’s focus on debate reform, CNN/MSNBC/FOX.

As I told an older and dear friend last night, I don’t much like any of the 20 Democratic candidates because they all remind me of the student who raises his/her hand when the teacher asks for volunteers to clap the erasers at the end of the school day. Can we get just one Dem who’s the person passing notes back and forth to the class babe/stud?

After the debate, Michigan native Michael Moore went on with MSNBC’s Brian Williams (I know he’s told a fib or two, but he’s the best cable host out there, and you can @ me if you like) and said the best Democratic candidate hasn’t thrown her hat in the ring yet: Michelle Obama.

Now that I’d like to see. Or, Tom Hanks.

No Moves Is Good Moves

Betances is one of many arms that will persuade Aaron Boone to adopt an opener mentality in October.

The MLB trade deadline was a colossal bore. The Yankees made less progress than if they were heading north on the Major Deegan at rush hour. Same with the Red Sox and the Dodgers.

The Astros picked up Diamondback ace Zach Greinke, who began his day pitching against the Yankees in the Bronx (he’d get a no decision as the Bombers won 7-5) but this is someone with a career 4.05 ERA and a 3-4 record in the postseason. He’s also the Major Leaguer who most looks like David Bowie in his prime, if you haven’t noticed.

Zach Greinke or Ziggy Stardust?

Meanwhile, as a Yankee fan, I’m glad the Yanks held onto Clint Frazier and Miguel Andujar for the time being. I’ll remind you: New York has THREE solid arms on the Injured List—Severino, Betances and Loaisiga—and when they return they’ll more than offset any one arm they might’ve acquired unless that arm is attached to Max Scherzer.

Boston, meanwhile, is 10 games back in the A.L. East and in fourth place in just the A.L. wildcard race. They play the Yanks four in the Bronx this weekend and anything worse than 3-1 for the Sox and you gotta think their hopes of winning the East are in serious trouble.

Manitoba Manhunt: Where Are They, Eh?

The RCMP announced that over the next week it will scale down its search efforts for the two suspected teen killers in northern Manitoba. Said Jane MacLatchy, the commander of the Manitoba arm of the RCMP, “It’s just a very tough place to find somebody who doesn’t want to be found.”

Oh.

Comforting news for the residents of Gillam and the entire area. Don’t know how you say “shit will hit the fan” in Canadian, but if someone or more is killed in northern Manitoba over the next week or month by these fellas, that’s going to be an awfully bad look for the RCMP.

What the RCMP needs is a Hans Landa type who will think like a fugitive

This shouldn’t be easy, but it shouldn’t be that hard. Have a sentry posted at every single petrol station in a 200-mile radius. Random checkpoints on roads. Insert searchers DURING THE EVENING HOURS WHEN IT’S DARK who are hidden and remain hidden, kinda like snipers, in areas where these teens would be most likely to go: sources of water or food.

Maybe the wilderness got them. Or maybe they stowed away on a truck and are already hundreds of miles away. Regardless, and we’ve said this before, they’re both 6’4″ and that’s a very hard thing to disguise, no matter where you happen to be.

Fed Up (But Down)

For the first time since 2008, the Federal Reserve announced a rate cut. The cut is 25 basis points. You don’t even know what that means, do you?

No, I don’t, but the Fed does and they’re the ones cutting the rate.

So we did a little Googling and here’s the simplest way we saw it explained:

 To ensure the stability of the financial system, banks are required to post reserves at the Federal Reserve. Banks sometimes borrow money from each other overnight in order to meet their reserve requirements. Banks negotiate interest rates between themselves at what is referred to as the federal funds rate. 

The federal funds rate is a benchmark, or comparison standard, for all interest rates.

For us, the important thing is that a six-pack of Modelo remains the same price. Can Jay Powell ensure that?

So Long, EDSBS

Whatever you think of Bill Simmons, he deserves credit for being the Abraham of sports blogging. Others followed in his wake with varying degrees of humor, snark and clicks: Will Leitch, Jason McIntyre and yes, Spencer Hall, who yesterday announced that the site he created in 2005, Every Day Should Be Saturday, will cease to operate.

Kind of a weird time to do this, as college football has been in its fallow period for six months and is just about to heat up again. We appreciated the Fulmer Cup, Hall’s brainchild in which he ranked schools by how many crimes their players committed and to what severity. As for the rest of it, we may just be too old, but when every last issue is the subject of snark (except, of course, barbecue and pork-related products, which is sacrosanct), you begin to lose me.

Hall isn’t going anywhere. He’ll still be working for whatever site he works for and he’ll still be invited to snark off on Scott Van Pelt’s midnight show on ESPN occasionally. Scott’s no dummy: the split-screen visual of that follicly opposite duo is too enticing to ignore.

Music 101

A Long December

When Counting Crows placed this song as the last track on their second album, did they realize it would wind up being one of their most enduring songs? A melancholy ballad in which for once Adam Duritz doesn’t try too hard, he just sings the words. And they find their mark: A long December and there’s reason to believe/Maybe this year will be better than the last…

Great use of the accordion, too. Yes, that’s Courteney Cox.

Remote Patrol

The Lady Eve

8 p.m. TCM

It’s Henry Fonda Day all day and night today on TCM (Is it his birthday? No) and this wonderful 1941 rom-com pits him against Barbara Stanwyck. Two heavyweight actors from the studio system. What you may not have known: After dropping out of the University of Minnesota, where he was studying journalism, Fonda returned home to Nebraska and became interested in theater. His mother’s friend prodded him to audition for a role in the local community playhouse and that friend was Dodie Brando, who herself had a son named Marlon. Small world.