The Film Room, with Chris Corbellini

We’ll get to “It’s All Happening!” later today, but first Medium Happy’s resident film critic, Chris Corbellini, files an outstanding review of “Chef”, a review so insightful and joyfully written that I wanted it at the top of our week. Also, notice what I’m doing lately: I’ve got other people doing my job now. The true definition of success in America!

Also, I must admit: I LOVED this film. –J.W.

Chef

(*** ½ stars out of four)

Trust a fat chef, in life and at the movies. It’s plain to see that Jon Favreau’s CHEF cooked up an account of his most personal feelings regarding his work in the big-budget motion picture business, and disguised it as a feel-very-good film about food, friends and family. Favreau even wrote in a scene for himself where he loses his marbles in front of a snarky food critic who eviscerated him in an online review, and though it’s played for chuckles, it starts off as an honest confession about working and trying to create something extraordinary. The two have a follow-up talk towards the end of the movie where Favreau again admits, and I’m paraphrasing: “I care about what I do, and you hurt me.” This is right from the heart, and you feel it from credits to credits. How novel, for summertime.

Everyone should have a friend like Leguziamo’s character is to Favreau in this film.

Consider Favreau’s career arc: Wowing his industry as the writer-star of the indie classic SWINGERS as a twenty-something, then climbing up the ladder to direct ELF and the first IRON MAN, worldwide hits, before his box-office misfires with COWBOYS AND ALIENS and IRON MAN 2 (I thought it was fine, many didn’t). In most circumstances, after initial success, a big budget director gets a credit line of one failure and that’s it. Two failures? It’s time to think about a syllabus and lecture series at a film school somewhere. Now consider Favreau’s movie character, the title character: he had great success as a twenty-something as a chef in Miami before moving to Los Angeles, where he still packs them in. On the night he’s to cook for that well-known critic, he’s prepared a menu list brimming with creativity and specials galore, but the restaurant owner (played by Dustin Hoffman) shoots it down, casually demanding he “play his hits.” So he fails. Twice.  Very amusingly and publicly. And he loses his job and perhaps his career because of it.

ScarJo as the hostess. At the steakateria we had a hostess who honest-to-God was more fetching. Her name, and I kid you not: Goddess.

The rest of the movie is about the fallout, and what happens when a ladder-climber no longer has a ladder to climb. In my favorite scene of the movie, Favreau is standing outside the restaurant not long after his meltdown, afterhours, with his occasional friend with benefits, a hostess played by Scarlett Johansson. It’s not the most challenging of roles, but Scarlett nails the LA service industry look (dark hair, tight dark dress, visible tattoos, red lipstick) and the attitude (eye contact and a smile for the right people).  He says, basically: “I don’t know what’s next. I’m lost.” She says, honestly and mercifully: “That’s a good place to start.” So he moves on. The second and third acts revolve around him operating a food truck and working for himself, and reconnecting with his young son (Emjay Anthony, who did well) as they drive from a family visit in Miami back to Los Angeles.

Not exactly a new story here — a decent-enough, down-on-his-luck fella gets his groove back by discovering what’s important in life – but hot damn, Favreau’s script gets the details right about chefs and restaurants and the joys of being a foodie (loved, loved, loved the cutaway of the three-cheese grilled cheese). The movie also adds a cute wrinkle about the possibilities and hazards of social media for someone who doesn’t use it fluently. He wages a Twitter war with the critic (“You wouldn’t know a good meal if it sat on your face”) and YouTube chronicles his very public showdown with the same guy, making him so infamous his ex-wife’s publicist (Amy Sedaris) wants him cast on a cooking reality show.  Still, social media can give back as well, and it does thanks to his savvy son, who promotes the food truck and drums up business on the road — on South Beach, and in New Orleans, and Austin. This is a food-lovers road trip in Heaven, with some music montages to let the plot breathe.

I thought Favreau would write Vergara as the shrill, self-absorbed ex-wife in Brentwood. She, and her character, are a pleasant surprise.

Let’s go back to the details.  Favreau’s LA in this case is the West Side: the dusty, concrete apartments of Venice, the action of Abbott Kinney, and the sun-splashed mansions north and east of the highways in Santa Monica. When the possibility of a new restaurant is explored, the property is “on Rose,” or Rose Avenue, near the border of Venice/Santa Monica, which is a perfect spot for a new place (For seven months I lived blocks away from Rose, the neighborhood is cleaning up and it’s of course close to the ocean). Bigger picture: Anyone that’s worked in a restaurant knows that the lead chef does well with the opposite sex, so a plump Favreau dating Johansson and having an ex-wife that looks like Sofia Vergara is not completely outlandish. I also liked how all of the employees called him “chef” as he barked out orders in the kitchen. That’s a real thing. Chocolate lava cake is indeed a huge audience favorite, and how to make it is a funny plot point in the film.  Shots and beers at the after-hours bar is also a restaurant staff staple — the kind of joint that stays open well past legal closing time for all those attractive waitresses and hostesses, and all those lucky chefs. Every city has one. And no, you won’t find it.

The script was so warmly written that Favreau could have cast no-names in this relatively low-budget feature and still have done well through word-of-mouth. Instead, he loaded up with big-name performers. After IRON MAN and all those DINNER FOR FIVE specials, he may be the most connected filmmaker in Hollywood. John Leguizamo and Bobby Cannavale play his lieutenants in the kitchen, Oliver Platt is the critic, Johansson and Vergara are the love interests, and Hoffman plays the owner not unlike a studio head — calmly expressing that although Favreau is a talent with some freedom, he is the boss and pays the checks, so do as he says.  Again, more detail: though bosses of significant power are usually portrayed in film as a variation of Yosemite Sam or Kevin Spacey in SWIMMING WITH SHARKS, in many cases it is the creatives who usually blow their stack first in important meetings, while the boss is the cooler head and must explain he or she holds all the cards … until said creative calms down, or worst-case scenario, quits.

One of many scenes involving food and friendship in Chef.

The director even squeezed in Mr. Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jr., in a glorified cameo. Since it’s just the two of them bouncing off each other in an office, I suspect the director had just a day to shoot with Downey because of the superstar’s schedule, maybe after most of the principal photography was complete, and was prepared to produce the story without him. Regardless, it gets some good laughs. I also noticed Vergara was shot differently then the rest of the cast. Even in a Little Havana diner in the early morning hours, when Favreau looked like a pasty schlub, Vergara’s makeup and hair are perfect, and she is lensed warmly and softly in the close-ups. Is this a nod to old Hollywood glamour? Or did the Emmy winner insist on it? Eh, her role worked out too, so you do what you have to do.

And aren’t we rooting for Favreau to make it work, and keep working? The actor-director is chubbier and more weather-beaten than his twenty-something self in SWINGERS, and he’s probably had some problems at home given the demands of his career. And he plays that all off to a degree in the movie. But the themes in his good material are universal: Don’t mope for long when you get knocked on your ass. Friends and family are the most important. Don’t give up.  Oh, and make it all funny.

There’s an early scene where the chef and his son are watching a puppeteer perform at Santa Monica’s Third Street Promenade, dangling a skeleton called “Mr. Bonetangles” through a macabre dance.  It’s a curious, ominous cutaway, setting up the battle to come between hero and critic. And I suspect it was a happy accident. There was a time not long ago where Favreau would have had to shut down the entire block for that kind of scene for his superdude movie, and the production would have to pay the vendors (Gap, Starbucks, etc.) big cash to shut down their operations in broad daylight. In this case, it looks like he and the young actor playing his son just happened upon the puppet on the way to something else, and had a camera guy shoot it, guerilla style, before moving on. Perhaps that’s his indie roots – stealing life away from bars, Hollywood parties, and street corners. It’s never a bad thing when you go back to your roots, and work and write from your gut.

If you can see this film and pass up a Cubano the next time you come across one, more power to you.

Editor’s Note: I still work at a restaurant on weekends and for nearly a year, just a year ago, had the unforgettable –for both good and bad reasons–of working at arguably the most intense and lucrative steakhouse in Manhattan. “Chef” gets all the details correct, from “family meal” to the after hours bar (in our case, Chris, it’s Hurley’s) to the Chef being treated, with adoration, as a god by his staff. Favreau accentuates a wonderful parable by striking the minor notes deftly.

Chris did such a wonderful job here, and I hope he doesn’t mind me adding one more scene that moved me. When Favreau is in the food truck with his son, when they are still just getting to really know one another and his son is just learning about food service, the boy is about to serve a day laborer a poorly made Cubano. These were laborers to whom Favreau had promised free sandwiches, so when he asks his son why he’d serve it, the lad replies, “What’s the big deal? He didn’t pay for it.” 

At that point Favreau takes him aside and, without yelling at him, explains firmly that if you have a craft or a skill you owe it to yourself to always create your best product. Most of us are not remembered for or measured by our worst dish/film, but by our worst. Great lesson.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING! WEEKEND EDITION

As a friendly reminder, my name is Jacob. You can follow me at @Jacob_Anstey. To your luck, I am MH’s summer intern. I accept constructive criticism, so please send it my way. 

Starting Five 

California Chrome co-owner Steve Coburn, left, signs a hat tossed to him by an autograph seeker before the Belmont Stakes horse race, Saturday, June 7, 2014, in Elmont, New York.

It was all fun and games for California Chrome’s co-owner Steve Coburn before the race.

1. Not Today, Maybe Never Again

Three races, 36 days. To win the Triple Crown in America’s beloved horse racing season, one horse must complete — and win — the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and Belmont Stakes in a grueling five week period. Only 11 horses have completed the feat in the 139 years the racing event has been conducted. After watching yesterday’s Belmont Stakes, and listening to California Chrome co-owner Steve Coburn, we may never see another Triple Crown again.

Let’s not be fraught with dashed hopes of a Triple Crown. Instead, remember the beauty the sport possesses. These thoroughbreds are magnificent, elegant creatures. Sure, Tonalist did not race in the two preceding races (Derby and Preakness), but that is not to disregard the fact that he won the 1.5 mile race in Elmont.

I was rooting for Chrome, as were you. But, for Coburn to call Tonalist’s win the “coward’s way out,” makes me upset. Maybe he is right, but that does not make Coburn’s effusive post-race behavior acceptable.

Damnit, Coburn, don’t make this all about you.

2. No Salt, but a lot of Pepper

Meet your future boss.

Watch this video of Softbank’s humanoid robot and be amazed. Pepper, as they so oddly call, is the company’s creation – which can read emotions and move like a human.

And, best of all, you can buy one!

Next February (only in Japan, though; sorry), a multitude of roaming Pepper’s could possibly take over Japan. For the reasonable price of $2,000, you can help perpetuate the end of the world as we know it.

All joking aside, this is a sweet feat. I’ve talked to collegiate engineers before, and those guys and gals are innovative enthusiasts. I’m not going to be incompetent jerk that says otherwise.

3. The Comeback Kings

Call us when the third period begins, then we’ll come to play.

In both Game 1 and Game 2, the New York Rangers jumped out to a two-goal lead in the 1st period. In both games, the Los Angeles Kings fought back to tie the game in regulation, then to ultimately win in overtime.

What gives, New York?

The Kings are going to take a 2-0 series lead into New York Monday night, even though they have not led once in this year’s Stanley Cup Final while in regulation.

On another tangent, and a quite humorous one, the cross-country Stanley Cup Final mates have one day off between Game 2 and 3, even though they must travel from LA to New York. Meanwhile, in the NBA, the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat had not one, nor two days off between Game 1 and 2 of the NBA finals, but three (THREE!) days.

Did I ever tell you that they stayed in San Antonio?

4. Our Land

The 89-year old WWII veteran can do what he so chooses.

 

Bernard Jordan, an 89-year old WWII veteran, is the epitome of what D-Day stands for. This nimble vet decided to leave his U.K. nursing home to attend the 70th anniversary of the D-Day commemorations in France.

D-Day will always hold a special place in the hearts of many. Literally faced with death, soldiers stormed the banks of Normandy for the freedom of many. People like Bernard Jordan is why this world is what it is; this is why we should always have hope.

5. Willy Wonka Spinoff

That’s not brownies and lettuce…

Hershey’s does not like when you mess with its brand. OK, no company likes when you mess with its brand. Hershey Co. is suing marijuana ‘edibles maker (I love that phrase!)’ TinctureBelle LLC, because Hershey is claiming that TinctureBelle’s products too closely resemble Hershey’s signature chocolates.

With the legalization of marijuana in two states – and much more to come – these are the stories we are going to get. I don’t know about you, but the idea of marijuana-infused goods makes me giggle (yes, giggle – like a child). Marijuana, to me, is just a waste of money and energy – meaning I’ll never be a user in my life. Even though I am in the 1% (definitely no fact checking here) of my generation that won’t use , I still back the legalization of it.

If people want to eat cookies and gummy bears laced with marijuana, more power to you. But, in the meantime, can we get a Willy Wonka spinoff, please?

Remote Patrol

No NBA Finals! What?! Calm down, jolly readers. Sunday night diversity is what we shoot for. ABC is going to milk every second it can out of their commercial breaks, so you might as well tune in to some other events.

Miss USA

NBC 8 p.m. 

Imagine the uproar if Brooklynne Young started dating the stud that is the MH intern (I kid!)…

“Confidently Beautiful” is the Miss USA slogan. I’ve never watched one of these pageants before, but will tune in to catch some of the action. By my count, 21 states have not been represented by a Miss USA crown. Before last year’s winner – Erin Brady of Connecticut – won, there was never before a Connecticut winner.

Keep an eye on Brooklynne Young, a Norman, Oklahoma native. She’s 19 (I’m 19…) and seemingly likes the Sooners. Sounds familiar to me.

Anyhow, Oklahoma has not been represented by a Miss USA winner before. After tonight, that may change.

Tony Awards 

CBS 8 p.m. 

Tonight’s 68th annual Tony Awards will be hosted by Hugh Jackman. Neil Patrick Harris and the cast of Hedwig and the Angry Inch are up for eight awards. I’ve heard Neil Patrick Harris has just killed it in that role…

 

 

IT’S ALL HAPPENING! WEEKEND EDITION

Starting Five 

“Mystery Man” in many ways…

1. The Merry-Go-Round Continues

The University of North Carolina and  fraud is old news. Investigations have been conducted, people interviewed.

Yet, Rashad McCants has decided to now come forward with his experiences at UNC. Why wait this long, if the story has been the same?

I don’t know what irks me more, the fact that collegiate sports has excluded themselves from the college itself or that McCants finds this to be everyone else’s fault, not his own. The former of the two can be discussed another day; it is the latter subject that I wish to bring to your attention.

When speaking to ESPN’s Outside the Lines, McCant blamed the ‘system’ that UNC was operating. In fact, when talking with OTL, McCants sent an odd message to UNC, being “Stand up. It’s time for everybody to really just be accountable.” Ah, accountability…

Rashad – to my knowledge – was not forced into any courses, specifically any African-American studies courses. My point is, don’t make the illusion that you’re the victim here, McCants. Are you not happy with your education? Because if that is the case, you were poorly educated because you were lazy. Tutors and advisers may have done homework and/or wrote papers for you, but – and this is always the case – the educatee is always in control.

It’s your mind — starting using it.

 2. Unpredictable Baseball

With a National League-leading 17 homers and 53 RBIs, Giancarlo Stanton has Marlin fans thinking postseason.

It’s June 7, and we are roughly a third of the way through the baseball season. Because baseball does weird baseball things, here is an interesting development that  has unfolded through the first few months of the season:

The Boston Red Sox – the defending World Series champions – are currently 27-33, a full ten games out of first in the AL East. Looking back at last year, the Red Sox finished the season with a record of 97-65, tied for the best record in baseball. Who is the team that finished with the same record, you may ask? Well, that is where it starts getting interesting.

The St. Louis Cardinals – 2013 World Series runner-ups – also finished last year with a record of 97-65, giving them and Boston the two best records in baseball. Meanwhile, the Cardinals are currently at par, with a record of 31-31.

There is more to this than the fact that the two reigning World Series teams are struggling. Let’s flip last year’s regular season standings around to see what is so intriguing.

As mentioned, the Cardinals and Red Sox finished last year with the two best records. Examining the bottom, however, tells you that the Houston Astros (51-111) and the Miami Marlins (62-100) finished the season with the two worst records. How are they doing today?

The Astros are currently 27-35 (not great, but a lot better than year’s past) and the Marlins are 32-29 — one game out of first in the NL East. If we add those two records together, we get an accumulated record of 59-64. If you add St. Louis’ and Boston’s current records, you’d get an aggregate of 58-64, a full game worse than last year’s bottom feeders.

You may not like baseball, but at least respect its parity.

3. Dining with a Billionaire

 

Make sure you tip the server, Buffett!

In most cases, I’d find paying over $2 million to eat with someone an abnormal obsession. However, if that money goes to charity…we can’t object.

Really, I imagine the winner going to Omaha and dining out with Buffett at a local Cinnabon.

But, honestly, let me be honest: If Buffett roams the web reading something other than financial statements, and somehow starts reading the famous MH blog, I’m requesting a home-town discount for dinner, Mr. Buffett.

Let’s talk baseball…and business.

4. Uber-rated

This Silicon Valley-based app is starting to tip the scales. On Friday, it was released that the tech startup received $1.2 billion in outside funding from three major investment firms. Even though Uber is not a public-traded company – meaning we don’t have access to their financial statements – they say they are valued at $17 billion.

Not bad, Uber. Not bad at all. I’m far from quintessential when it comes to tech startups, considering the generation in which I was born into. A $17 billion valuation seems quite hefty, but it is a valuation worth more than anything I’ve ever created. I’ll shut up.

5. Prep for World Cup

If you are like me, I don’t follow soccer all that extensively. But, the World Cup (and soccer, really) is something I have become a bigger fan of with age. I won’t do you all a disservice and try to breakdown this year’s field, but I would be pleased with being your messenger.

With that said, ESPNSports Illustrated, and Grantland have, and will continue to have, coverage of the World Cup – which starts next Friday, June 13.

Let the games (premature) begin!

Remote Patrol

Belmont Stakes 

NBC 6:52 p.m. (post time)

The last Triple Crown occurred in 1978 (Affirmed), over three decades ago. The morning line for California Chrome is 3/5, making him a heavy favorite for tonight’s Belmont Stakes.

Does Chrome avoid fatiguing in the end or does he wilt like many horses before him?

Rangers at Kings, Game 2 

NBC 7 p.m. 

Game 1 was a thriller. If the Kings take Game 2 and take a 2-0 series lead going into New York, this series could deteriorate fast.

For the sake of fatigue, why don’t they just play in Omaha?

 

 

 

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

STARTING FIVE

It’s not a vicious cycle, it’s more like a viscous cycle…

1. Not a Happy Cramper

LeBron James had to leave Game 1 of a non-air conditioned AT&T Center with about four minutes remaining and his Miami Irony trailing by two (in the King James Bible, this will become known as his Book of Exodus). They would be outscored 16-3 the remainder of the way without him. And, not only LeBron’s absence but also Danny Green’s marksmanship had a lot to do with that.

Above you see the Krebs Cycle, a.k.a. the Citric Acid Cycle, a.k.a. glycolysis. Now I don’t want to stray above my college pre-med pay grade here, but from what I recall this is your body’s anaerobic metabolic pathway. It kicks in when the aerobic pathway is not getting the job done. The problem is that its byproduct is lactic acid, and when dehydration comes into play, an excess of that lactate leads to the muscles shutting down to, in essence, save themselves.

Most of us have a leg cramp story. For me, I was on Mile 24 of my first NYC Marathon, near the Loeb Boathouse in Central Park, when suddenly I felt as if someone had shot me in the leg –it was in the early ’90s, so I didn’t really think I’d been shot; now, though, I wouldn’t be so sure. I dropped like a stone.

It wasn’t a “This hurts, I’m gonna take a breather” pain. It was an “I’ve been shot” pain. I recall being unable to will myself to walk, at least for a few minutes. But then I adjusted my sports bra and you know, eventually got back in the race. It helped knowing that millions of people were not watching and that tens of millions of dollars were not being wagered on me.

Nobody had it worse than this guy last night…

2. Open Carry, Meet Stand Your Ground

The Beaumont chapter of the Never Getting Laid Society.

As he is wont to do, Jon Stewart exposes the idiocy of  Texans openly toting guns into restaurants and convenience stores. My anecdotal experience with these types of dudes is that they are severely insecure, misogynistic and, worst of all, not at all funny.

3. D-Day Turns 70

Now THIS is the proper application of “open carry.”

In a week where the news has been dominated by fractious partisan bickering (what else is new?) over the Bowe Bergdahl swap and whether this soldier is a deserter or just a POW, there’s absolutely no gray area about the 70th anniversary of what may be the proudest day in U.S. military history: the landing at Normandy.

Here, courtesy of my cousin Maryann –her second MH appearance this week–is then President Ronald Reagan’s speech in commemoration of the day in 1984, the 40th anniversary.

4. You’re Gonna Lose That Girl

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a DEMURE photo of Kate Upton?

Supermodel Kate Upton is dating a pitcher who, after being shelled for five earned runs in seven innings now has a 4.19 ERA. Justin Verlander had a respectable and nearly elite 2.67 ERA when he took the mound in Baltimore on May 14, but since that moment he has surrendered 24 earned runs in five starts and 32 innings. That’s .75 runs per inning, or a 6.75 ERA in that span, if my math is correct (which it may not be).

Verlander was baseball’s most dominant pitcher in 2011, when he won both the AL Cy Young and MVP awards, but he signed his five-year extension, which does not even begin until next season, right around the time of his 30th birthday and just before the start of last season.

The essence: Detroit is into Verlander for $140 million until 2019 and up until his 37th birthday. The question is whether he’ll ever approach being the ace that he was in 2011 again.

Rule No. 28: Never give pitchers above age 30 long-term contracts.

5. A Nack For Prose

A tip of the cap to Sports Illustrated for turning Bill Nack’s elegy on Secretariat, which may be the greatest piece of writing to ever appear in the periodical (penned by its fiercest advocate of the pain it should require to produce outstanding stories), into an inter-web long-form feature. I love this story. Take time to read it as you wait for California Chrome to enter the gate.

P.S. There are almost as many colorful stories involving Bill Nack as there are the entire rest of the masthead combined at SI. If Bill is even mildly interested in a subject, be it horses or literature or war or ladies, then he is PASSIONATELY interested in it. It’s not only that William Nack can recite the final paragraph of “The Great Gatsby” if you ask him to do so. It’s that he can do so in Spanish. Bill Nack is a walking lesson in how to live life.

Reserves

“Show Me ‘Willing Wiener’!”

Okay, I”m beginning to think that TV game shows have hired extremely savvy viral marketers who create implausible and/or stupid moments just so the web will discover them. Did The Family Feud really run with “Willing Wiener?” That’s not very Family.

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Gogo Lidz, daughter of Franz, on super-manager Shep Gordon in Newsweek. I’ve seen the trailer for this doc and it looks like it’ll be a hoot.

Remote Patrol

True Romance 

Sundance 7:30 & 10 p.m.

Pitt, Michael Rappaport, Slater, Arquette

Another cinematic blind spot for yours truly, as I have never seen this early-stage Tarantino flick starring Brad Pitt, Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette. Quentin wrote this before he ever wrote “Reservoir Dogs.” He may have still been working at the video store in the Valley for all I know.

IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

STARTING FIVE

Not even the most famous J.C. to be put to death in this 100-year span…

1. Et Tu, Roger?

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it only took one day for NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell one day to end the Pax Romana. Super Bowl 50 Shades of Grey? Commemorative shirts from the game will come in sizes Small, 1,000, 50 and 40.

2. The Last Don

What is it with all the octogenarian Dons lately? Sterling, Rickles and now Zimmer (Trump turns 68 next week…as much as we’d all enjoy him speeding on ahead to 80)? Don Zimmer, who spent 63 years married to the same woman and 66 years married to baseball, passed away at the age of 83 yesterday. Here’s my piece on him in Newsweek.

3. Let Them Eat Clay

A native of Russia, or Sochi says.

Earlier today Maria Sharapova, for my money the most gawgeous female athlete in the world operating at an elite level, advanced to the finals of the French Open. Personally, and your opinion is always welcome here, I see a lot of Sansa Stark in Ms. Sharapova. She used to be this beautiful but fragile creature, but with age –she’s 27, whereas Venus Williams is about to turn 34 and Serena Williams is 32 –has come wisdom, a slightly less naive outlook, and a more battle-hardened player.

The six-foot-two Sharapova, who will face Simona Halep of Romania in Saturday’s final, has won every Grand Slam exactly once, and her last title was the French in 2012. As he Williams sisters edge toward retirement, Sharapova has a window in the next three years to double her career Grand Slam titles output. She’ll never be in the Serena/Martina/Steffi court (much less the Margaret Court court), but with eight career Grand Slams she’d burst into the Top 10 all-time.

4. Alex Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

Flanagan & Kelly. And you wonder why they’re called the Fighting Irish?

Ten or so years ago, when I first noticed Alex Flanagan sideline reporting for ESPN, I had trouble following what she said. Why? Because she was simply too stunning, possessed of the type of severe, timeless beauty on par with a Hitchcock blonde. She shouldn’t have been asking Barry Alvarez questions; she should have been asking Jimmy Stewart questions.

But as she came to work for NBC, and as I came to know her, I found a warm, intelligent, down-to-earth professional. I’ll never forget doing a post-game webcast with Paula Faris on the sidelines of Notre Dame Stadium, probably in 2007 or 2008. Paula’s infant daughter, Caroline, started getting fussy and wanted her mother but we were on the air/web. So, Alex, a mom herself who was standing nearby, took the baby from Paula’s husband and held her in her arms. Soothed her. It was a scene from a movie.

I covered the 2007 season and four years of Tommy Rees, and now that the corner is turned, they boot me? Nice.

NBC has taken Alex off its Notre Dame  broadcasts, as first reported by Jason McIntyre of The Big Lead, and off its Sunday Night Football pre-game show as well. But, as she says, she’ll still be a part “of the NBC family.” I wish her more great moments on and off television. She’s terrific at her job and a wonderful person.

5. On the Flip Side

Flip Saunders…

In some respects, Flip Saunders is a terrific NBA head coach. The former college teammate of Kevin McHale and former No. 1 overall pick Mychal Thompson (Klay’s pops) led two different NBA teams to 58-or-better wins seasons (Minnesota, 58-24 in 2004; and Detroit 64-18 in 2006 and 59-23 in 2008) and how many NBA coaches, past or present, can say that (I’ve got Rick Adelman, Phil Jackson, Pat Riley and Don Nelson)?

On the other hand, he most recently had two disastrous seasons in Washington and started the third 2-15 before being canned. Now he GM of the Timberwolves in the same city where he played both his high school and (my bad: Saunders played high school ball near Cleveland, where as a 5’11” guard he averaged 32 points per game, which blows my mind) college ball, Saunders yesterday decided that Flip Saunders beat out all other suitors for the team’s vacant head coaching job.

Not Flip Saunders

What next? Does GM Flip trade Kevin Love (over the objections of Coach Flip)? Saunders, unlike other dual GM/Coach combos Pat Riley, Doc Rivers and Stan Van Gundy, has never taken a team to the NBA Finals. Does he merit this dual role? And who will be there to tell him if he does not?

Remote Patrol

Blazing Saddles

Sundance 9 p.m.

“One false move and…”

To paraphrase Taggart (Slim Pickens), “What in the wide world of sports do you think you’re doing, not listing Game 1 of the Heat-Spurs NBA Finals?” Okay, you’re correct. That will air on ABC at 8 p.m. Having said that, if you’ve never seen this 1974 Mel Brooks classic, it has to be one of the five funniest films of all time. DVR’ing it would be a heady (“That’s Hedley!”) move.