Day of Yore, December 5

Will: What do I wanna way outta here for? I’m gonna live here the rest of my fuckin’ life. We’ll be neighbors, have little kids, take ’em to Little League up at Foley Field.
Chuckie: Look, you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over to my house, watchin’ the Patriots games, workin’ construction, I’ll fuckin’ kill ya. That’s not a threat, that’s a fact, I’ll fuckin’ kill ya.
Will: What the fuck you talkin’ about?
Chuckie: You got somethin’ none of us have…
Will: Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I fuckin’ owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don’t want to?
Chuckie: No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don’t owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I’m gonna wake up and I’ll be 50, and I’ll still be doin’ this shit. And that’s all right. That’s fine. I mean, you’re sittin’ on a winnin’ lottery ticket. And you’re too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that’s bullshit. ‘Cause I’d do fuckin’ anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin’ guys. It’d be an insult to us if you’re still here in 20 years. Hangin’ around here is a fuckin’ waste of your time.

Great, great dialogue and it helped win Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Academy Awards for Best Screenplay for, “Good Will Hunting,” which came out 15 years ago today.

 

Raise your glass tonight….Today in 1933 Prohibition was ended in the United States. The 21st Amendment repealed the 18th, which banned the sale, manufacturing and distribution of alcohol. Prohibition never really worked and led to mobsters and gangsters everywhere taking root and moving product. Kinda sounds a lot like what’s going on today with Mary Jane.

Speaking of corruption, “Serpico” hit screens today in 1973. Al Pacino followed up his work in “The Godfather,” with the true story of NY cop Frank Serpico, who went undercover to expose all the bad cops in NYC. Pacino was nominated for Best Actor, but lost out to Jack Lemmon, who won for, “Save the Tiger.” Pacino was in very good company as the other losers were Marlon Brando, Robert Redford and Jack Nicholson. Try to find a more heavyweight group of losers than that. You can’t.

Our final Hall of Fame movie that debuted on December 5 was released in 1984. “Beverly Hills Cop” was the role that shot Eddie Murphy into the stratosphere. It raked in $234 million dollars, making it the biggest film of the year, narrowly edging another classic comedy, “Ghostbusters.” Axel Foley was the perfect, smart-ass, cool character for Murphy to play.

The Rolling Stones released their 10th album today in 1969. “Let It Bleed” received five stars from both Rolling Stone and AllMusic and placed #32 on RS top 500 albums list from 2003. “Gimme Shelter,” “Let It Bleed,” “Midnight Rambler,” “Love in Vain,” and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” made for one of the Stones best albums.

We’ll go a little further down the musical food chain with our last two items. You can poke fun, but they’ve both had fantastic careers themselves. Today in 2003, Chris Martin married Gwyneth Paltrow.

Happy Birthday to Johnny Rzeznik, who turns 47 today. His top six:

1. Slide

2. Name

3. Girl Right Next To Me

4. Broadway

5. We Are The Normal

6. Black Balloon

— Bill Hubbell

 

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IT’S ALL HAPPENING! 12/5

Starting Five

1. So, yeah, the New Orleans Pelicans. The first NBA franchise inspired by a Haircut 100 album. Okay, the pelican is the state bird of Sportsman’s Paradise, and we applaud the idea of a team’s name having a relevant local connection (Are you listening, Memphis Grizzlies, Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers, etc?). And it isn’t as if they could call themselves the New Orleans Show Us Your Tits.

The Pelicans will be wearing our Favourite Shirts

2. A day late here, but the surviving trio of Led Zeppelin appear on Letterman (all four were Kennedy Center Honorees over the weekend). Bass player John Paul Jones steals the appearance with Monty Python-esque quips and deadpan humor. Dave: “To be in London when you guys were kids…you, the Rolling Stones, The Kinks, the Beatles, The Who. There’s never been anything like that, has there?” JPJ: “Were there other bands? I don’t remember.”

Tongue firmly in cheek, Jones was pithy; he did not Ramble On

3. ESPN sideline reporter Samantha Steele is engaged to Minnesota Viking quarterback Christian Ponder. The question is, if Steele says, “He went to Jared” does she mean a jewelry store or this guy?

4, House Speaker John Boehner: “The President’s idea of negotiation is, ‘Roll over and do what I ask?'”  Boehner said this to Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday. If this had been an actual journalistic enterprise, the host might have asked the titular head of Congress what he meant by “roll over.” Like, roll over tax cuts?

5. Bret Bielema is going from “Jump Around” to “Woo, pig, sooie!” As our pal Michael Felder, alias @InTheBleachers tweeted, “On the surface it seems they’re going to try & play same style of football as Alabama, defense/run the ball, except w/ not as good players.” Good luck with that. We’d like to add that the Wisconsin athletic director is Barry Alvarez, who before that was the Wisconsin coach, and who before that was the defensive coordinator of a Notre Dame football team that went 12-0. And, well, what do you know, Wisconsin has a vacancy, Notre Dame is again 12-0, and its defensive coordinator (El Diaco) was just given the Frank Broyles Award as the nation’s top assistant coach. Hmmm.

El Diaco: Can you be too handsome to hire (questions we’ve often pondered ourselves)?

Reserves

Three ESPN moments from in the past 24 hours. Two bad, one good (Who do I think I am, Richard Deitsch? The Poynter Institute? The Pointer Sisters? Twisted Sister? Sister Sledge?). ANYWAY…

1. Wednesday, a.m. Sara Walsh draws the short straw and must feed Screamin’ A. Smith his questions about the Loss Angeles Lakers. The third and final question is basically, If it comes down to a last shot, would you rather have LeBron or Kobe shooting it (I know, original). What happens is that midway through the question, SAS interrupts Walsh. “STOP! Just stop!” Acts insulted that she would even ask.

Now, first of all, the genesis of this question is probably the producer in the production meeting saying, “We need one final question to make it to three.” And, for lack of inspiration (because the truly inspired are off serving steaks), this is the best he can do. More importantly, Screamin’ A and Sara W. are in that production meeting. He knows that this question is coming. He has already signed off on it being asked. So the entire theatrics of being surprised and, well, insulted by the question is just an act. Is SAS smart? Yes. Does he make legitimate points? Yes. Must he behave like a complete and total putz? No.

2. Tuesday, 6 p.m. SC: ESPN brings in College Football Insider Joe Schad, by phone, to discuss Arkansas’ hiring of Bret Bielema. Schad informs us, the audience, that he had spoken to Bielema the previous evening. However, since Schad did not break the news of Bielema’s hiring (John Daly did, after all), are we not left to infer that Schad’s conversation with Bielema left him completely unaware of what was about to happen (or else he would have reported it first, no?)? So why is Schad telling us he spoke with Bielema? Is that so his bosses know that he is doing his job? Although, in this instance, he might have been better off never mentioning he spoke to Bielema. Obviously, he was as blindsided by the news as those of us who hadn’t spoken to BB were.

3. A highly underrated ESPN analyst, Tom Penn, appears on ESPN14 or some such network two hours before the 12-3 Miami Heat are due to tip off at the 1-13 Washington Wizards. Penn predicts a Wizards win. Ultimately, he will be proven correct. Well done, Penn, and kudos to ESPN for noticing such this morning.

Tom Penn: He’s like a psychic… that Lindsay Lohan has not punched.

 

I pine/You pine/We all pine/for Alpine: According to something called the Mercer Survey, six of the world’s ten most livable cities are located in Austria, Germany and Switzerland (No. 1? Vienna). No American city made the Top 25. Okay, sure, but at least our currency still works.

Last night, 21 days before Christmas, CBS aired “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” And, “A Charlie Brown Christmas” aired a few days before that (“Auuugghh!”). War on Christmas? War on Christmas!?!

Want people to think you’ve finished an Ironman without actually doing one? Without even paying 50% of the retail price of an Ironman finisher’s jacket? Then have we got the Christmas bargain for you!

IT’S ALL HAPPENING! 12/4

Starting Five

1. Recently deceased college basketball coach Rick Majerus once tried to set me up with his girlfriend’s daughter (she eventually married a Ute quarterback), took me swimming (he swam a mile; it only took about a day and a half) and debated me over which Van Morrison song is the best (“Caravan”, of course). He once entered a video session, fresh from a shower, buck naked and clutching a 12-inch…sub. I will miss him.

Heaven better have a terrific deli

2.  You are more likely to find CBSSports.com or Deadspin pieces on Jovan Belcher today, pieces in which they basically regurgitate the reportage of the Kansas City Star for new details on the murder-suicide. Now, both sites do credit the Star and that’s good. However, in situations such as this it would be cool to go the extra mile and name the individual who did all of the heavy lifting as well: Glenn Rice.

3. Fiscal Griff! Robert Griffin III  completes a stunning weekend for rookie NFL quarterbacks as the Redskins defeat the Super Bowl champion New York Giants on Monday Night Football. Griffin, Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson all led their teams to fourth-quarter comeback wins over the weekend. The Quarterback Class of 1983 salutes you!

4. MANTIhattan. For today. And later this week. And in other Manti news, a Jamaican folk song is rewritten in his honor, although some of the lines are ponderous (“Offense come and me wanna go home”; what does that mean?). The video shots themselves are fantastic, though we agree with Ty Duffy: Needs more Freekbass. And if we were going to do a mash-up in tribute to Manti, we’d use this tune (“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes/Saying, ‘Te’o’, You Destroy O'”)

“You come from an island? We live on an island, too!”

5. So it appears that Prince Charles is going to become a grandfather before he becomes king — if that ever happens. Rumor has it that it may be twins. Back to Prince Charles, if this man has a theme song, our bet is that it is this. 

Reserves

The Lakers visit Houston this evening, and Kobe Bryant needs 52 points to hit the 30,000-point mark in his career. We wouldn’t bet against him doing so.

He’s the new leader of the world’s most populous and, in many ways, most powerful nation. And he doesn’t have time for b.s. stuff like red carpets, banquets and banners. I’m telling you, I like this Xi Jinping dude, China’s new leader. He’s basically saying, “The Communist party is not a par-tay.”

You’re too Xi, Xi/Hush hush, eye to eye

Chris Huston, alias “The Heisman Pundit”, provides his top ten Heisman Moments of 2012.

David Letterman, at the White House, before the Kennedy Center Honors. You know he’s thinking to himself, My God, how did I get here?

Stupid Human Tricks

So it doesn’t get lost. Comedian Ray Romano had a great line about Led Zeppelin during the Kennedy Center Honors: “I lost my virginity to the first two minutes of ‘Stairway to Heaven.’ Spent the next 11 minutes apologizing. That’s a long song.”

Today’s New York Post cover. The victim had approached his killer, who was harassing others as they waited for the train to approach, and attempted to soothe him. And you wonder why people choose not to get involved.

We agree with Stewart Mandel: Four of the six most compelling bowls, after the national championship game, are not BCS bowls. And we think he’s being awfully generous to the Orange Bowl, by the way.

The Beats ad that uses “Scream and Shout” is a far better video than the one that was produced for the song itself.

Tim White believes that Bob Costas overstepped his bounds in addressing gun control during a nationally televised prime-time football broadcast. Has Tim White ever heard of Howard Cosell? Whether or not you agree with Costas, isn’t it hypocritical to defend 2nd Amendment rights while admonishing someone for exercising his 1st Amendment rights?

Here is what I know: I know Bob Costas. Well. And I know that Bob Costas is probably smarter than most people, certainly smarter than nearly every person — if not every person — who has ever posted an anonymous comment on a blog. So whether or not you or I agree with him, what do we have to lose by listening to someone who has proven year after year that he invests great energy in delivering essays, comments, insights? Doesn’t mean you have to agree with him. But if you just clamp your hands over your ears and shout, “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” every time someone present an opposing viewpoint,  that does not in any way enhance your knowledge on a subject.

SI.com is reporting that Christian Ponder proposed and ESPN reporter Samantha Steele accepted. The joke flying around the Twin Cities is that it will be the first wedding ever held without a reception.

 

 

Day of Yore, December 3

“Ah come on, Adrian, it’s true. I was nobody. But that don’t matter either, you know? ‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody’s ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I’m still standin’, I’m gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren’t just another bum from the neighborhood.”


That’s all any of us can really ask for isn’t it? “Rocky” hit the big screen today in 1976.

  

Shot in just 28 days in Philadelphia, the story in the movie became the story of the movie in the real world. Written by and starring no-name Sylvester Stallone and made for just $1.1 million, the movie not only was the box office champion for the year, raking in $225 million, but it won Academy Awards for Best Picture and Best Director (John Avildsen). Stallone was nominated for Best Actor, Talia Shire for Best Supporting Actress and both Burgess Meredith and Burt Young for Best Supporting Actor. The movie set up Stallone for life.

  

Text messaging turns 20 years old today. A test engineer for Sema Group used a personal computer to send the world’s first text message today via Vodafone network. He didn’t write LOL or OMG, no word on whether or not the reply he got was WTF?

11 people were crushed tonight at a Who concert in Cincinnati, Ohio. There were no reserved seats for the show at Riverfront Coliseum and there was a mad dash for prime seats when the crowd was let in. People fell and were trampled in the concourse.

“Rubber Soul” was released by the Beatles today in 1965. “Norwegian Wood,” “Nowhere Man,” “Michelle,” “I’m Looking Through You,” “Run For Your Life,” “In My Life,” and “Girl” would be a career of hits for most bands. Just another album for the lads from Liverpool.

— Bill Hubbell

IT’S ALL HAPPENING! 12/03

Starting Five

1. Kansas City Chief linebacker Javon Belcher murders his girlfriend, Kasandra Perkins, who is also the the mother of his daughter, then kills himself. All in a 20-minute time span. The espn.com headline on Saturday read, and for far too long, “K.C. Player Commits Suicide.”

2. Sports Illustrated names LeBron James Most Visible Athlete Who Can Sell Newsstand Issues Sportsman of the Year. Good job, good effort, SI. LeBron led not one but two heavily stacked teams  (Miami Heat, Team USA) to championships in 2012 and who would not want to read that inspiring story? Good dude, consummate professional, but uninspiring choice. And frankly, we’re pissed that SI did not reveal its choice to Jim Gray.

Medium Happy names its first annual Sports Organism of the Year (the “SOY”) : R.A. Dickey

               In a pre-taped piece for CNN (which means, they actually had time to edit it), James spoke about his Olympic teammates on the USA’s gold-medal winning squad and said, “I mean, this is a sorority we have.” While appearing on CNN at 9:52 a.m. (CNN and SI are besties, because they are both owned by Time Warner) SI managing editor Chris Stone referenced Miami Heat GM and serial-hair goop aficionado Pat Riley as calling King James “BOAT” for “Best Of All Time”. Frankly, at this stage of his career, this is a preposterous thing to say (and the aforementioned “his” may refer to Stone, Riley, or James). Michael Jordan. Wilt Chamberlain. Bill Russell. Begin there.

Then move on to Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. Maybe Oscar Robertson and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. LeBron is simply a physical marvel who creates contact and draws offensive fouls. He is an outstanding defender and open court player but he may not even be the second-best shooter on his own team.

3. News from Newscorp: The Daily, the iPad app news publication from Fox, announces that it is folding. Which is odd, because while you can fold a newspaper, you really cannot fold an iPad. Yes, we toiled at The Daily from before its February, 2011, inception until the final day of July. It was a terrific idea conceptually, but in a marketplace where consumers can get similar products for free, and worse, are increasingly accustomed to being able to do so, it had an uphill climb akin to the one we profiled in one of our final pieces.  Jesse Angelo, the managing editor of The Daily, will now fail upward become the publisher of the New York Post. Because it pays to attend Harvard (and, not kidding, even kindergarten) with Rupert Murdoch’s son and be the best man at that son’s wedding.

 

One of the betters covers from The Daily

 

4. Georgia comes within about eight yards of defeating Alabama in a classic SEC Championship Game, within eight yards of earning a berth in the BCS National Championship Game. Instead, the Bulldogs exercise Les Miles-ian clock management but without the same serendipitous results and lose. From NCG to out of the BCS bowl series, even though the Bulldogs were ranked No. 3 entering the contest. You can thank the Delanyization of college football for yet another myopic format decision. We did like Mike Rosenberg’s gamer column for SI.com, by the way. Michael, have you made an appointment yet as to when you would like to swing by South Bend for some helmet polishing?

5. “Dustin Hoffman, Robert Plant and David Letterman walk into a room…” Tootsie, Dave and Led Zeppelin were honored at the Kennedy Center Awards last night and we cannot wait until this hits the airwaves. For us, and we’ve written this before, Letterman is the single-biggest career influence in our lives (it’s his fault). Late at night in college dorms across the nation, some students smoke weed or drink beer or hang out with chicks –some even do homework — but for us, in the mid-1980s, we caught Letterman on NBC when he was in his absolute irreverent prime. He completely changed the game. Allow me to go Bill Hubbell on you and give my opinion of MY Top 5 favorite (not synonymous with “best”) Led Zep tunes and Dustin Hoffman roles.

LED ZEPPELIN

1. Over the Hills and Far Away

2. Whole Lotta Love

3. Stairway To Heaven

4. Ten Years Gone

5. Kashmir

This poster hung on my brother’s bedroom wall for much of the 1970s… until he discovered Sex Pistols.

True story: A high school classmate, who was in many of my same classes but was never a close friend, was obsessed with Led Zeppelin. This kid was also heavily into working on our school newspaper, The Roundup, and would work Led Zeppelin song titles into many of the The Roundup’s headlines. I recall a football story, for instance, that was titled “No Quarter…In the First Quarter.” Why do I share this with you? Because years later this classmate resurfaced when he became the founding editor of a magazine that gained, well, a little bit of traction here in the States. My classmate’s name is Keith Blanchard and the magazine that he helped create is called Maxim. And now you know… the rest of the story. I’m Paul Harvey. Good day.

 DUSTIN HOFFMAN

 1. The Graduate

2. Rain Man

3. Tootsie

4. Marathon Man

5. Midnight Cowboy

 Reserves

Kirk Herbstreit refers to Northern Illinois’ inclusion in the Bowl Championship Series as “an absolute joke” on ESPN. Cross off DeKalb, Ill., as another city in which the Herbstreit family may not set down roots.

In truth, the joke is that the BCS clings to conference champions as automatic qualifiers. You’re Jim Delany, see, and you’ve decided that the best way to induce fans to trek to Indianapolis in early December to see the Legends vs. Leaders smackdown is to make the prize an automatic berth in a BCS bowl. Because how else are you going to sell out Lucas Oil Stadium and negotiate a killer TV rights deal with ESPN?

 

Jim Delany, Big Ten Commissioner

And you are a fairly influential voice in all things BCS, so this is what happens with other AQ conference qualifiers as well. (and, to be fair, the SEC began this whole conference championship game travesty back in 1992, but at least their contest almost always delivers in terms of drama and quality).

Hence, in a sport where the totality of the journey is supposed to trump (until 2014, at least) all other considerations, the last Saturday of the season plays a disproportionately large role. I don’t know where Nebraka’s collective heads where at on Saturday night, but save for one magical Taylor “Swift” Martinez scramble (vintage Roger Staubach, by the way), the Huskers failed to appear. By a score of 70-31, or what the kids call an “epic fail.”

Hence, a 7-5 Wisconsin team that has underachieved all season will now be rewarded with a Rose Bowl berth.

And what if Georgia Tech had beaten Florida State?

 

Jordan Lynch of NIU, which does not stand for “Not Interested, Ultimately”

The BCS gets  1 vs 2 right– most of the time — but why must the other four major bowls be compromised by conference commissioners’ concerns? If a mid-major team is truly special (and NIU, while 12-1, may fall short in that category), then sure it deserves a berth (See Boise State in its first Fiesta Bowl). This season, however, the next eight schools after Alabama and Notre Dame, or at least the schools I’d like to have seen play in the Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and Orange would have been:

1. Stanford

2. Oregon

3. Kansas State

4. Florida

5. Georgia

6. Oklahoma

7. LSU

8. Texas A&M

Did the Big Ten have a (bowl-eligible) team that finished with two or fewer losses? No? Too bad. Did the Big East or ACC have anyone who garnered a memorable win versus a highly-ranked opponent outside its conference this season? No? Too bad. You can argue for Florida State over any of the last three teams on this list, but the Seminoles certainly did not distinguish themselves more than this trio.

Bowl lineup?

Rose: Stanford vs. Florida

Fiesta: Kansas State vs. LSU

Sugar: Oregon vs. Texas A&M

Orange: Oklahoma vs. Georgia

Is there anyone reading this who would rather watch the current bowl lineup (Rose: Stanford-Wisconsin; Fiesta: Kansas State-Oregon; Sugar: Florida-Louisville; Orange: Florida State-Northern Illinois) over mine? Isn’t the idea to put fans in seats, to generate eyeballs focused on television sets? Why is this so difficult?

 *****

A near-daily struggle at MH is the dilemma between being candid and not burning bridges. Today, we are choosing the former. I will leave it to you to decide if this is sour grapes or just a guy trying to assess a situation that might have been handled better.

Our topic: The Daily.

I worked at The Daily for 20 months and I will always believe in the product, if not its ability to compete in a world in which Twitter and 24-hour news exists, all of which can be had for free. This morning I happened across a story about the venture’s demise and the news that manging editor Jesse Angelo would now become publisher of the New York Post, as I noted above. Rupert Murdoch, the grand poobah of News Corp and a man I admire sheerly for his ambition and tenacity, used a phrase “under the digital leadership of Jesse…”

Which brings us to pretzels. I love pretzels. Bavarian pretzels with plenty of salt. And I often had pretzels on my desk, which was oddly situated right on the main drag of The Daily (as was Dan Wolken’s; the two of us were bumped into more in our seats than we ever were traversing Times Square). At the ends of the rows of desks, so that we were basically in the one hallway.

Granted, our desk was better situated than his

Now, I was always happy to share my pretzels when someone passed by and asked. Jesse was one such person who occasionally required that 7 p.m. salt lick and would ask me, politely, if he could have a few. This happened, at most, half a dozen times during my tenure.

But here’s the funny thing. Through 20 months of employment at The Daily… having written more stories for The Daily than all but a handful of our writers — and being, I believe, the only writer who had pieces run in our Sports, News, Entertainment and even Op-Ed sections, as well as being the only writer who appeared on a network TV show on our behalf (Today, weekend edition), those few times were the only moments Jesse ever addressed me. And never by name. I’m not even sure if he knows my name now.

Why do I write all of this? Because in my current place of employment — not journalism — working for a man who has more employees and whose day/night is far more crazed/hectic/stressful than any editor’s, and whose business is WILDLY successful, I’ve learned this very important lesson: You cannot ask your employees to care any more about your product than the care you show toward them.

And, for what it’s worth, I personally wrote Mr. Angelo a note along these lines a month or two ago. I hope that he becomes a better leader. After all, that’s what people in positions of leadership should be obliged to do. And I’ll always be happy to share my pretzels with him. Although I would hope he adresses me by name.

But it would have been nice if he had done that then. Or if he had solicited not just my, but many talented writers’ and editors’ opinions, while he had the privilege of running The Daily. And not just the opinions of the small cabal whom he already knew when he landed the job. I don’t know if The Daily would have met a better fate, but I do know that the people who worked there would have pursued the challenge of maintining its heartbeat with far greater passion.