Day of Yore, December 13

“But tonight, our little project, our company had a very big night– a very, very big night. But it wasn’t complete, wasn’t nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn’t share it with you. I couldn’t hear your voice or laugh about it with you. I miss my… I miss my wife…… We live in a cynical world, a cynical world and we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You… complete me…. And I just had…”

“Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.”

 

You think you might have grown more cynical as you’ve gotten older. You think you might not like “Jerry Maguire” as much as you did when it came out today in 1996. You would though, cuz nobody is that cynical. I mean, how can you not like this?

It was today in 2003 that Operation Red Dawn came to an end when Saddam Hussein was pulled from a spider-hole in ad-Dawr, Iraq. Hussein and his regime were responsible for the deaths of up to 200,000 civilians. And yes, the operation was named after the 1984 Patrick Swayze flick of the same name.

 

Today in 1545 began the Council of Trent. It was an Ecumenical Council of the Roman Catholic Church that convened for 25 sessions over 18 years it Italy. It was a time of reformation in the church and the council ended up specifying Catholic doctrine on salvation, the sacraments, and the biblical canon. That’s all. It’s not like they were trying to figure out a college football playoff or anything.

Tonight in 1990, “Cheers” ran it’s 207th episode, “Woody Interruptus.” The episode won director James Burrows and Emmy and introduced us to Henri, the ladies man who Woody’s girlfriend Kelly brought back from France with her. “Woooooody…. I’m going to steal your girlfriend.”

Charles Woodson became the first and only defensive player to ever win the Heisman Trophy today in 1997.

Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift. She’s got a pretty remarkable catalogue for being just 23. Her top five:

1. Love Story

2. Ours

3. You Belong With Me

4. Tim McGraw

5. Back To December

— Bill Hubbell

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IT’S ALL HAPPENING! “ROCK OF AGED” edition, 12/13/12

Have only seen snippets of the 12.12.12 show (they’re keeping us busy at the steakateria). Will do more full, and fulsome, review this weekend. That said, we will offer some opinions. Please note that we FULLY applaud the gestures of the artists, and even the sponsors, in providing relief for the hundreds of thousands of victims of Sandy. All criticisms below are not related to the cause itself.

Starting Five

1. God, or whatever you call the greater being, loves irony, so there was something delicious about seeing the man (now age 70)who wrote the song “When I’m 64” share an all-star stage with fellow rockers Mick Jagger (69), Roger Waters (69), Roger Daltrey (68), Pete Townshend (67), Eric Clapton (67) and the corpse of Keith Richards (68). So the answer to your question, Sir Paul, asked nearly five decades ago, is, Yes, we still need you.

“Mu-mu-my generation” is now all eligible for social security

Long live rock? Long live rock stars. And yet, there was something sad and poignant about last night’s show. When Roger Daltrey and his tanned but not so firm belly roared, “Let’s get together before we get much older“, there was a sadness to it. Because “much older” no longer means “grown up” but rather “infirmed.” And as I sat there watching the parade of once-sexy sexagenarians take the stage, still performing well but nowhere near their peak years, the thought occurred to me, “Hope they die before I get old.”

2. Rock-and-roll has always been about youth and hope and sex and dreams. “Sally, take my hand…” or “Together we can break this trap/We’ll run til we drop/Baby we’ll never look back” or “Love, sister, is just a kiss away.” And so watching last night’s show lent a hint of sadness. Sadness that no worthy successors have come along to replace the first wave of massive rock stars (yes, there are a few who approach them, such as U2). Sadness that this probably was, and definitely should be, the last time we see them all assembled on stage together. To use a phrase from another classic Sixties rock band (who deserves to be mentioned at or near this level), The Byrds, “To everything, turn, turn, turn/There is a season/Turn, turn, turn…” (and yes, we know they stole that from Beatitudes). We are not sure if rock and roll is here to stay/it will never die, but last night’s show may have illustrated that rock and roll will never be as big as it was in the Sixties, and that it may be something, like Shakespeare, that will be performed for decades and generations to come but never improved upon.

3. Bigger fashion faux pas: Kanye’s kilt or Daltrey’s belly.

4. Saw a lot of tweets suggesting that Roger Waters’ duet with Eddie Vedder on Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” was a highlight of the evening. We are just watching it now. Will admit that the lyrics of that song have popped into my head more in the past three decades than just about any tune in rock (0utside, of course, of ABBA’s “Take a Chance On Me”). Anyway, here’s a clip.

5. Greg Bishop of The New York Times discusses the irrelevance of college basketball from November until the Ides of March, has a few proposals. We’ve been saying this for years. Here are our three ideas to improve the REGULAR season (that, yes, may come at the slight expense of March Madness): 1. Cut the NCAA Tourmanent in half, to 32 teams (we don’t recognize Dayton). 2. No longer provide automatic berths to conference tournament winners 3. Eliminate one-and-done. You can go directly to the NBA after high school or you must wait three years, just like college football.

Reserves

The Golden State Warriors beat the Heat in Miami. Love Steph Curry, love Klay Thompson, love David Lee. This is a t-e-a-m. Much more fun to watch than that team from SoCal.

Bruce Springsteen opened? In retrospect, why not (they may have gone in reverse order of age; the Boss is 63)? Bruce opened with “Land of Hope and Dreams”, which has been a concert staple and classic of his for more than a decade.

The Sandy set list is here. Songs we would have gone with, by artist:

Springsteen… The Rising, Badlands

Roger Waters…. Wish You Were Here

Eric Clapton…. White Room

Eddie Vedder … Hunger Strike duet with Roger Daltrey in the Chris O’Connell role.

Rolling Stones… Can’t Always Get What You Want, Wild Horses

The Who…. From little we’ve seen, no one played up to their level as well as The Who. We won’t quibble.

Billy Joel…. “I Love You Just the Way You Are”

Paul McCartney… Yesterday

All in all, a crackling good show, but also one that for us was poignant. In the words of Billy Joel, “These are the days/To hold onto/Cuz we wont’/Although we’ll want to…”

Will write more later. Gotta go serve some steak… 

 

IT’S ALL HAPPENING: The “You’re Starting to Piss Me Off” Edition, 12/12/12

Starting Five

1. ESPN’s Marc Jones uses the term “New Jersey Nets” twice in the opening segment (and Jeff Van Gundy said, “Brooks Lopez”), but after last night’s 100-97 Knicks-Nets thriller, he will probably have no trouble distinigushing Brooklyn from the Garden State. Carmelo Anthony scores 45 as the ManhattaKnicks improve to 16-5.

2. Amanda Seyfried on Letterman. Dave: “Have you been drinking tonight?” Amanda: “Uh, yeah, I’m pretty drunk.” Dave: “How many drinks have you had?” Amanda: “To be honest with you, Dave, I’ve had about three. You know, big fan of whiskey, Russell Crowe gave me Middleton’s for my birthday. Then your lovely colleagues gave me a shot of Jameson’s for some liquid courage…”

Happy hour inside the Ed Sullivan Theater

You know who Seyfried is? She’s a blonde version of, at least when visiting Dave, Aubrey Plaza. And Dave sopped it up with bread. Seyfried earned the coveted hand kiss at the conclusion of the interview.

3. They’re not even hot in Cleveland. The Loss Angeles Lakers fall to the 4-17 Cavaliers, a franchise whose nickname perfectly describes their attitude toward defense. Just ask T.J. Simers. Anyway, “coast” has long been associated with the Lakers, but as a modifier, not a verb. This isn’t all going to change when Steve Nash returns, by the way.

4. A day late news: Jeremy Lin went off for 38? Really? Also, Jon Stewart discusses the Bob Costas-firearms debate in a segment titled “Any Given Gun Day.” That was good enough for us to be included in the SF. Also, Josh Eells spends a day with Tom Hanks in Trolling Stone and devotes a paragraph to our bizarre obsession with America’s Treasure’s curious habit of urinating in his films. Eells notes four of them (A League of Their Own, The Green Mile, Apollo 13 and Forrest Gump) but omits Hanks’ urination scene in Cast Away.

5. North Korea test-launches a long-range missile and a gunman wipes out two lives not far from the Taco Time at the Clackamas Town Center.

Reserves

Mick Jagger does the Top Ten List (“Things I, Mick Jagger, Have Learned in 50 Years of Rock n’ Roll”) and delivers one of the better aphorisms in rock history: “You start out playing rock n’ roll so you can have sex and drugs, but you end up doing drugs so you can still play rock n’ roll and have sex.”

Quips like Jagger

Jagger, by the way, will appear with his little band, The Rolling Stones, tonight at Madison Square Garden along with The Who, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Bon Jovi and Eddie Vedder for the 12.12.12. benefit show. We’re trying to imagine the meeting that was called to decide who must be the opening act. “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know WHO I am?” “Do you know THE WHO I am?”

Day of Yore, December 11

You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.” — Col. Nathan Jessep


That was the moment when Aaron Sorkin had me. That was some wicked ass dialogue and Sorkin has pretty much had his foot on the gas pedal since then. Those were his coke-fueled days and the crackling dialogue illustrates it. “A Few Good Men” came out today in 1992 and not only can I recite every line to it, I can pretty much apply a line from it to any circumstance in life and have it make sense. It’s in my top five.

 

Today in 1974 saw one of the best sequels ever released, “The Godfather Part II”.  “I make him an offer he don’ refuse. Don’ worry.”

 

Four years ago today, in 2008, Bernie Madoff was arrested and charged with securities fraud in a $50 billion Ponzi scheme. There was really no fallout and the story quietly went away.

 

Believe it or not, Madoff was arrested 19 years to the day that “Wall Street” came out. Greed isn’t that good.

Today in 1957 Jerry Lee Lewis got married for the third time. Not that odd for a rock star, except that Lewis was still just 22 years old and his new wife was his 13-year old cousin.

Sam Cooke was shot to death today in 1964 at the Hacienda Hotel in Los Angeles. Cooke had a young women with him and they argued and she ran off. Cooke had gone to the hotel manager to demand to know where she was and the manager ended up shooting him three times under curious conditions.

Today in 1985, the Chicago Bears released The Super Bowl Shuffle.

December 11, 1998 saw the release of two iconic films, one of them was an upset winner for Best Picture at the Academy Awards.

  

Nikki Sixx was born today in 1958. Crue top five:

1. Kickstart My Heart

2. Dr. Feelgood

3. Shout At the Devil

4. Don’t Go Away Mad

5. Girls Girls Girls

Happy Birthday to my brother Joe, may all your flights be safe ones.

— Bill Hubbell

 

 

IT’S ALL HAPPENING! 12/11/12

Starting Five

1. The Associated Press announces its college football All-America teams, Nos. 1-3. The first-teamers will be appearing on the Bob Hope Christmas Special along with Elke Sommer and Engelbert Humperdink — or as MH fave Archie Bunker once said, “Engelbert What’s-his-dink?”.

A childhood Christmas tradition for us at MH…

2. Number of Big 12 representatives on the three AP All-America teams: nine. Number of those nine who play for either Oklahoma or Texas: one, Sooner safety Tony Jefferson, who made the second team. The complete list of 2012 AP All-Americans.

3. Bryan’s Song: At the American Country Music Awards –not to be confused with the Country Music Awards or, for that matter, the Panamanian Country Music Awards — Luke Bryan both opened and stole the show. The Georgia native won — inhale — Artist of the Year, Male Artist of the Year, Album of the Year, Single of the Year, Single of the Year by a Male Artist and Music Video of the Year by a Male Artist…exhale. He also demonstrated how you rock a purple crushed velvet blazer.

Here’s a clip of Bryan’s hit single, “Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye.”

4. Missed this yesterday, but Lionel Messi of FC Barcelona broke the single-year record for goals scored with his 86th over the weekend. The Argentine broke the record of Germany’s Gerd Muller, who scored 85 goals in 1972. You can see all 86 of Messi’s goals here.

Eighty-six Muller’s record

5. An NFL player, driving while intoxicated, is responsible for the death of his very best friend following a wee hours crash in Texas. An NFL player kills himself by firearm after being responsible for someone’s death. The last two weekends in the NFL? Yes, but also the tragic and still somewhat cryptic tale of former Houston Oiler and Notre Dame defensive lineman Jeff Alm. A starter on the 1988 Fighting Irish national championship team, the six-foot-six, 285-pound Alm lost control of his vehicle on December 14, 1993.  It was about 2:45 a.m. Alm and his passenger, Sean Lynch, a high school football teammate who was also his best  friend, were driving southbound on Intrastate 610 when Alm lost control of his 1993 Cadillac Eldorado on the exit ramp.

Alm with the Oilers

 

Alm making a tackle in the Catholics vs Convicts classic, 1988

When Alm discovered his friend’s lifeless body, he returned to the vehicle, pulled out a shotgun grip pistol, and fired one round into his own head. Jeff Alm was 25. 

 

Reserves

After 126 years of excellent print work, The Sporting News will go the way of Newseek and publish only a digital version starting January 1. This news was NOT “Caught on the Fly.”

We’re still not sure why the threshold for the highest tax rate needs to be as LOW as $250,000 er annum income nor are we sure why the rate for everyone at that threshold (personally, we’d put it at $400,000 for anyone living in NYC, San Francisco or Los Angeles) and above would or should be the same. Is Congress discussing this? And is it time to phone Mr. Wolfe? He’s 30 minutes away, but he’ll be there in ten.

Winston Wolfe: He solves problems

 

Saturday Night Live spoofs Obama and Boehner on the cliff of fiscality…